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Song Parodies -> "Hand Mirror"
Original Song Title:
"Ghostbusters theme song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ray Parker Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"Hand Mirror"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
I purchased a hand mirror at Right Aid a short time ago this morning, and this "song" immediately came to mind. FYI the mirror was purchased to help facilitate giving myself a haircut, not to examine my face for zittal infestation! :-)
Hand Mirror!
If there's leaking zits in you neighborhood,
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
If there's a lot of blood and it don't look good,
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
I ain't afraid of no zits.
I ain't afraid of no zits.
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
An invisible zit, hiding in your bed,
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
I ain't afraid of no zits.
I ain't afraid of no zits.
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
If you're all alone, put down the phone
And pick up the...(Hand Mirror!)
I ain't afraid of no zits.
I hear they hate the drain
I ain't afraid of no zits.
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror)
Mm... if you've had a hit
Of a big pussy zit
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
Popping makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no zits
Don't get caught alone oh no... (Hand Mirror!)
When it goes under your door
Unless you've just got some more
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
Ooh... Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror)
Ah, Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
If there's leaking zits in you neighborhood,
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
If there's a lot of blood and it don't look good,
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
I ain't afraid of no zits.
I ain't afraid of no zits.
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
An invisible zit, hiding in your bed,
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
I ain't afraid of no zits.
I ain't afraid of no zits.
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
If you're all alone, put down the phone
And pick up the...(Hand Mirror!)
I ain't afraid of no zits.
I hear they hate the drain
I ain't afraid of no zits.
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror)
Mm... if you've had a hit
Of a big pussy zit
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
Popping makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no zits
Don't get caught alone oh no... (Hand Mirror!)
When it goes under your door
Unless you've just got some more
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
Ooh... Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror)
Ah, Better pick up the... (Hand Mirror!)
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