Asshaberdasher, asscabaret
My, oh, my, what a lousy day
Plenty of storm clouds heading my way
Asshaberdasher, asscabaret!
Mister Bluebird shit on my shoulder
It's a fucking lie, it's "EEEEAAAAHHH!!!"
Everything is "like totally fuxxored, man!"
Asshaberdasher, asscabaret
Fucked-up feeling, lousy day!
No, sir
Asshaberdasher, asscabaret
My, oh, my, what a lousy day
Plenty of blizzards heading my way
Asshaberdasher, asscabaret!
Mister Bluebird shit on my shoulder (again)
It's a fucking lie, it's "FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!"
Everything is "totally screwed, man"
Asshaberdasher, asscabaret
Fucked-up feeling, feeling this way!
Mister Bluebird's shit on my shoulder yet again!
It is a bald-faced lie! It's "fuxxored", hm?
Where is that piece of shit pooping bluebird?
Everything is "that damn shitting bird!"
Asshaberdasher, asscabaret
Fucked-up feeling, lousy day!