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Song Parodies -> "Really Fuxxored Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Really Fuxxored Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Have a really fuxxored Christmas
It's the worst time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow
But drink a can of beer
Have a really fuxxored Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Say fuck you to friends you know
And assholes you meet
Oh, ho the TP roll
Hung where you can't see
Somebody waits for you
Kick him once for me

Have a really fuxxored Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a really fuxxored Christmas
This year

(Have a really fuxxored Christmas
It's the worst time of the year)

Have a really fuxxored Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Say fuck you to friends you know
And bungholes you meet
Oh, ho the TP roll
Hung where you can't see
Somebody waits for you
Punch him once for me

Have a really fuxxored Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a really fuxxored Christmas
This year

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