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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Stinky Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Robert L. May

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph the Stinky Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most infamous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the Stinky Reindeer
(reindeer)
Had a very smelly hose
(like a garbage can)
And if you ever smelt it
(smelt it)
You would even burn your clothes
(with a blowtorch)
All of the other reindeer
(reindeer)
Used to shit themselves with fear
(clean that up!)
They always let stinky Rudolph
(Rudolph)
Have the first of every year
(let's like party dude!)

Then one froggy Christmas Eve
Satan came to say
(roooooaaaarrrr!!!)
"Rudolph with your stench so foul
Guide these souls to me like an owl."
Then how the reindeer hated him
(hated him)
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
(PISS YOU!!!)
"Rudolph the Stinky Reindeer
(reindeer)
Have a real fucked-up new year!"
(like who threw the keg in the fire, man?)

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Comet Hale-Bopp - October 18, 2020 - Report this comment
Juvenile, man. This really reeks.
Cactus Impersonator - October 19, 2020 - Report this comment
Glad ya hated it. :-O At least you read the damned thing. ;-)

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