{Dedicated one stupid douche...}

Now summertime's here babe, need something to keep you high
Ah, now summertime's here, babe, need something to keep you high
Better look out now, though, Dave's got something all my...
Tell ya what it is

I'm your cocaine man, stop me when I'm passing by
Oh my my
I'm your cocaine man, stop me when I'm passing by
See now my nose candy is guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second, baby

I got big huge-ass baggies, ah, drinking straws
All flavors and mirrors, flaws
I'm your cocaine man, baby, stop me when I'm passing by
See now my nose candy is guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on, one more

Well, I'm usually passing by just about eleven o'clock
Uh huh, I never stop, I'm usually passing by just around eleven o'clock
And if you let me hit you one time, you'll be my regular stop
All right boys

I got big huge-ass baggies, ah, drinking straws
All flavors and mirrors, flaws
I'm your cocaine man, stop me when I'm passing by
See now my nose candy is guaranteed to satisfy, yes

I'm your cocaine man, stop me when I'm passing by
I'm your cocaine man, stop me when I'm passing by
They say my nose candy is guaranteed to satisfy
Ah, one time

I'm your cocaine man, stop me when I'm passing by
I'm your cocaine man, stop me when I'm passing by
They say my nose candy is guaranteed to satisfy
One time, boys

I'm your cocaine man
I'm your cocaine man
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
Ah my, my, my
My nose candy is guaranteeee-eeeeee-eed...to satis-uh-fyyyyy...
Ow
{dull thud}
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the...FLLLOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!