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Song Parodies -> "Jump In Ice Water"

Original Song Title:

"Jump In the Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Jump In Ice Water"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Down in the depths of my watery home
The summons bell will chime
Tempting you and all the Earth
To join our real wet kind
There is a job to be done and I'm the one
You people make me do it
Now it's time for your fate and I won't hesitate
To pull you down into this abyss

So come on
Jump in ice water
So come on
Jump in ice water

With heck in my eyes and with life in my veins
The end is closing in
Feeding on the minds of man
And from their souls within
My disciples all shout to search you out
And they always shall obey
Follow me now, my child, not the meek or the mild
But do just as I say

So come on
Jump in ice water
So come on
Jump in ice water

Jump in your will or be taken by force
I'll get you either way
Trying to put the hellfire out
I'm stalking you as prey
Living your life with me, I am you, you see
There is part of me in everyone
So reach down grab my hand, walk with me to the shore
Come home where you belong

So come on
Jump in ice water
So come on
Jump in ice water
So come on
Jump in ice water
So come on
Jump in ice water
Come on, jump in now!

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