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Fun Music Information -> Poison
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Quotes:
"We've always said it takes a real man to wear makeup" - Bret Michaels of Poison Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
| I gotta get serious with you for a second. You all know I used to be a junkie but I'm sober now. Well if you don't go and buy my new solo album, I'm gonna go and use drugs!! ...Nope, just kidding.... - C.C. DeVille |
Jokes:
What Pokémon type does Bret Michael's use? Poison. Submitted by: Macaroni
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Band Name Origins:
- They started as a cover band called Paris, then one day they heard a preacher on the radio saying how rock n' roll was POISONing the world...so they decided to go with Poison instead of the much queerer...Paris. Submitted by: acidmilkshake
Stupid Band Names:
- Does that mean the band and/or its music is supposed to be hazardous? Submitted by: U. Guest It
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Home (Bret's Story)" | Bret Michaels is Poison's lead singer. - GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Talk Dirty To Me" | Right before the guitar solo, you can hear lead vocalist Bret Michaels say "CC! Pick up the guitar! Talk to me!" (CC Deville is Poison's lead guitarist) - GlamRockNinjaLord |
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Rikki Rockett" | "Hairdresser" | I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this... - G |
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Bret Michaels" | "Bret Michaels, lead singer of Poison, the host of VH-1's Rock of Life." | - Mickey D. |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Fermaldehyde | That's what CC Deville needs to be placed in. | FireWoman |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Talk Flirty To Me" | "Talk Dirty To Me" | Regina Haniger |
| "Sing Soft Kitty To Me" | "Talk Dirty To Me" | Donna Woodford |
| "Soil Me Loudly" | "Talk Dirty To Me" | Regina Haniger |
| "My Chili's Hot!!!" | "Unskinny Bop" | Shane |
| "Leather Clothes Must Be Worn" | "Every Rose Has It's Thorns" | Maggie |
There are additional Poison new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Ride The Wind," | And how exactly do we to THAT!? | Chowder |
| "Unskinny Bop," | There is no dance with that name. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Talk Dirty To Me," | Talk cannot accumulate dirt, grime, or pollutants. | Wanda Ruppendown |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Freedom," Wham! | "Something To Believe In," Poison | |
| "Forget About Me," The Bellamy Brothers | "I Won't Forget You," Poison | |
| "Talk To Me," Stevie Nicks | "Talk Dirty To Me," Poison | |
| "If You Remember Me," Chris Thompson | "I Won't Forget You," Poison | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Won't Forge You" originally "I Won't Forget You"
Serafina
"Nothin' But A Good Tie" originally "Nothin' But A Good Time"
Naomi Swanson
"Talk Dirt To Me" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Clint Westwood
"Every Roe Has Its Thorn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Thorns on fish eggs? Well, I've never.......
Jacqui O'Day
"Every Rose Has Its Horn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Joe Schmoe
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Fallen Angela" originally "Fallen Angel"
Sarah
"Talk Dirty To Mae" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Talk Dirty To Moe" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Talk Dirty To Mel" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Stalk Dirty To Me" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Naomi Swanson
There are additional Poison song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Nothing But A Good Lime" originally "Nothing But A Good Time"
Serafina
"I Don't Forget You" originally "I Won't Forget You"
Serafina
"Nothing But A Good Tide" originally "Nothing But A Good Time"
Gigi
"Walk Dirty To Me" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Joe Siebert
"Unskinny Boy" originally "Unskinny Bop"
Serafina
There are additional Poison song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Apr 30
a parody of "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" by Poison
My first parody recording, this song is about the agony of da feet!
www.ogterps.com: (WAV file)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Ride the Wind" | "Pierre Will Win" | G_RandomPerson |
| "Talk Dirty To Me" | "Talk Nerdy To Me" | Goggleboy |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "Pity Blokes Who Play Horns" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "Every Cloud Has Its Thorn" | Phil Alexander |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "Every Show's a Re-run" | Bob O'Mara |
| "Nothin' But A Good Time" | "Nothin' But Some Reform (DMCA Protest Song)" | Amanda |
| "Talk Dirty to Me" | "Talk Wordy to Me" | carly_carlz |
| "Talk Dirty To Me" | "Damn Tofu Turkey" | Matthias |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "Henry's Nose..." | Phil Alexander |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "H2O Has H-Bonds" | Phil Alexander |
There are additional Poison song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Ride the Wind | Motorcycles | G_RandomPerson |
| Unskinny Bop | Celebrity Fit Club | pickle* |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| #1 Bad Boy | Juvenile detention center | Kerry |
| Your Mama Don't Dance | Parents | Kaylyn |
| Fallen Angel | Church | Kaylyn |
| Look What The Cat Dragged In | Petco/Pet Smart | Kaylyn |
| Every Rose Has It's Thorn | Guns 'n' Roses/Florist/Any business that sells roses | Kaylyn |
| There are additional Poison on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| #1 Crush Garbage | #1 Bad Boy Poison | #1 Bad Boy Crush When you admit that you like rebellious boys | Kerry |
| Oh Darling The Beatles | Talk Dirty To Me Poison | Oh Darling, Talk Dirty To Me! | Glenn |
| The Way You Talk To Me Christina Aguilera | Talk Dirty To Me Poison | The Way You Talk Dirty To Me | Tarzan |
| Nuttin' For Christmas Art Mooney | Nothin' But A Good Time Poison | Nuttin' But A Good Time For Christmas | Bob Oldhart |
| There are additional Poison duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Black Poison Oak Arkansas
Black Oak Arkansas combined with Poison
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Missing Poisons
Missing Persons combined with Poison
As inspired by a category in the "Jeopardy!" episode from September 28th 2021.
Submitted By: Gigi
The Poison Cure
The Cure combined with Poison
Think about it...
Submitted By: G
The Poison Killers
The Killers combined with Poison
Well, poison does kill...so this might speak for itself.
Submitted By: Joe
There are additional Poison Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Ride the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics: With angels and demons in Tenafly
Original Lyrics: Where angels and demons dare to fly
| "Nothin' But a Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics: Mother died
Original Lyrics: Not a dime
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"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics: Every nose has its cold
Original Lyrics: Every rose has its thorn
| "Unskinny Bop"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm a scary ghost
Original Lyrics: Unskinny bop
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| There are additional Poison misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics: That’s why every nose has been broken
Original Lyrics: That’s why every rose has its thorn
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke It sounded like it since Geraldo Rivera broke his nose from an on air fight on the set of his talk show around the time this song came out, so it made sense. |
| There are additional Poison misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Better Lyrics:
We both sit silently still in the midst of the morn
And though we both sit close together, we feel miles apart inside
And though we both sit close together, we feel miles apart inside
Original Lyrics:
We both lie silently still in the dead of the night
And though we both lie close together, we feel miles apart inside
And though we both lie close together, we feel miles apart inside
Submitted by: Isac
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Better Lyrics:
Just like every hair band has its boring song
Original Lyrics:
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Submitted by: Joe Perry The Platypus
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Unskinny Bop"
The Funny Lyrics: Like gasoline you wanna pump me,
and leave me when you get your fill, yeah. Why They're Funny: I love this line. The song title is a little on the ridiculous side though.
Submitted by: Hoof Hearted
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Unskinny Bop"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Unskinny bop
Just blows me away Unskinny bop, bop all night and day Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop She just loves to play Unskinny bop, nothin' more to say Why They're Nonsensical: What the heck is 'unskinny bop' anyway? Is it supposed to be a metaphor for something?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "Nothin' But A Good Time"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If you could hear me think,
this is what I'd say Why They're Nonsensical: He then proceeds to sing exactly what he was thinking!
Submitted by: Jason Reeher
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm always workin', slavin' everyday
Why They're Insincere: Is Bret Michaels really comparing being in a rock band to having a 9 to 5 job?
Submitted by: Jason Reeher
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn And every cowboy has a sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn. Why They're Misrhymed: This song is actually quite brilliant in that, sung with a drawl, it sounds as though thorn / dawn / song actually rhyme with one another. But they don't.
Submitted by: ddy
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Dirty Lyrics: At the drive-in
in the old man's Ford. In the bushes till I'm screaming 'more!' In the basement lock the cellar door and baby talk dirty to me. Why They're Dirty: The title of the song says that the lyrics of this song are going to be filthy as hell. Of course Poison was always a band that's been filthy as hell.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Lyrics: C.C. pick up that guitar
and talk to me. Who They Mention: C.C. DeVille
Submitted by: rocky
| "Home (Bret's Story)"
The Lyrics: Rock stars, movie stars a Hollywood scene
I eat dinner with Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen Nick asks me what the hell Unskinny Bop means It's slang for C.C. banging a porno queen Who They Mention: Nicholas Cage, Charlie Sheen, C.C. DeVille
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Lyrics: At the drive-in
in the old man's Ford. Product Brand Name: Ford Cars
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Home (Bret's Story)"
The Song Lyrics: Rock stars, movie stars, Hollywood scene
I eat dinner with Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen Nick asks me what the hell Unskinny Bop means It's slang for C.C. banging a porno queen Song They Mention: "Unskinny Bop", an earlier hit of theirs
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
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Song Title Space Change:
"Talk Dirty Tome" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Submitted by: Evil Olive
"U.N. Skinny Bop " originally "Unskinny Bop"
A popular dance in much of Africa?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Talk Dirty Tom E." originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Songs That Are Banned:
"Open Up And Say... Ahh (Album)"
The original cover showed a model dressed like a demon with clawed nails, a giant tongue and the like. Christians objected and most future releases of the album only showed the model's eyes.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
"Flesh & Blood (Album)"
The original cover art for this album in Japan only, showed a freshly inked tattoo (with blood). All future releases used the same cover as had originally been released everywhere else in the world (a clean tattoo), after the bloody cover was deemed too gory for retail.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Song Title Acrostics:
LIP: "Let It Play"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Every Hose Razz It's Thorn" originally "Every Rose Has It's Thorn"
Submitted by: Renee Keener
Song Lawsuits:
"Various songs"
In 2011, Poison were sued by a now-forgotten Glam Metal group called Kid Rocker who claimed Poison guitarist CC Deville had stolen their guitar riffs, specifically the songs "Cry Tough", Talk Dirty To Me", "Fallen Angel", and "Ride The Wind". CC had played with that band very briefly prior to joining Poison, but as far as I know, he kept his royalties...
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being mistaken for women"
On the cover of the first album by this all-male Glam Metal band, the musicians were wearing so much makeup that some music fans falsely believed they were women, even after listening to their songs!
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Rat Poison
Submitted by: Travis
