Song Parodies ->Authors -> Jake A. Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| In Da Scrub | In Da Club | 50 Cent | 2005-02-14 |
| The Real Slim Ladies | The Real Slim Shady | Eminem | 2007-02-02 |
| Drop It Like It's Fat | Drop It Like It's Hot | Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell | 2007-02-08 |
| Britney's Baby Loves To Dine | Baby... One More Time | Britney Spears | 2007-02-15 |
| Drunken Binge | London Bridge | Fergie | 2007-02-22 |
| Smoking | What Is This Feeling? | Wicked: The Musical | 2007-03-08 |
| Rape Rape Dakota | NONE | NONE | 2007-06-11 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Luke | Lose Yourself | Eminem | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 156 | |
| A Coon In The Gutter | Hakuna Matata | Lion King | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 664 | |
| Think Pee's In Strife (Urinal intimidation) | Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | 2.0 | 5.0 | 3.0 | 136 | |
| Impotent Guy | Innocent Eyes | Delta Goodrem | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Missiles | Miss You | Blink 182 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 132 | |
| Heapsofparodiesheremimicthisoverdoneopus (A tribute to the numerous parodies of this enlongated song, whilst simultaneously making a long parody name | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| I'm Pleadin': Jot A Comment | Cleanin' Out My Closet | Eminem | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Lame Amateur | Blame Canada | Trey Parker (South Park movie) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Full o' Mud | In Da Club | 50 Cent | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 147 | |
| HSC New Year | This Is The New Shit | Marilyn Manson | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 144 | |
| Let The Thorpe Swim | Greatest View and The Door | Silverchair | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 172 | |
| I Am A Fairly Muddled Up And Rotten Musical Teacher | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 3.7 | 5.0 | 4.3 | 395 | |
| They Termed It 'Sedna' | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| I Wrote A Song That'll Get Me No Fives | I Know A Song That'll Get On Your Nerves | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 157 | |
| Mathematics | Marshall Mathers | Eminem | 4.6 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 212 | |
| Juniour High | Paradise | Brandy & Ray J | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| Christmas | Business | Eminem | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 160 | |
| Gary Had A Brittle Mam | Mary Had A Little Lamb | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 125 | |
| Crinkle Crinkle Brittle Ma | Twinkle Twinkle Little Star | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 217 | |
| STALE LINGUIST (Corrected version) | Feeling This | Blink 182 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Crap The Earth Breaks In Two | Happy Birthday To You (Mr President) | Marilyn Monroe | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| A.I. | Hey Ya | Outkast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Dyslexic (the anagram song) | Toxic | Britney Spears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Hittin' on EmiLoca | Livin' Da Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 2163 | |
| Divination's Barmy | Seven Nation Army | White Stripes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| I'm Heinous | My Name Is | Eminem | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 296 | |
| M8 Ahoi | Sk8er Boi | Arvil Lavigne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Poor Laundering Son | Poor Wandering One | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 389 | |
| See My Death | See My Vest | Mr Burns (The Simpson's) | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| Chucky G | Lucky Me | Bachelor Girl | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| I'm Ditching Our Marriage Guest List | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Jake Stuffed | Break Stuff | Limp Bizkit | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 134 | |
| Won | Don't Let Me Get Me | Pink | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Nostalgia | Soldier | Eminem | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Still Just Really Suck | Still Don't Give A F*** | Eminem | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 165 | |
| Your Bosses' Notes To Get Paid | Your Horoscope For Today | Weird Al | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 314 | |
| Azkaban | Rabbit Run | Eminem | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 178 | |
| Won't Leak | Don't Speak | No Doubt | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Pitied Wry AmIRight Guy | Pretty Fly For A White Guy | The Offspring | 4.5 | 3.9 | 4.3 | 127 | |
| Seventeen | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 480 | |
| Cretin's Up (Unco) | Curtains Up (Intro) | Eminem | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 119 | |
| Nacho Monn | Macho Man | The Village People | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 466 | |
| Yestlicated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Operation Desert Storm | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 298 | |
| Spare Pants | Square Dance | Eminem | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 210 | |
| (Quote Quote Bugger Bugger )Quick Exam | (Toot Toot Chugga Chugga) Big Red Car | The Wiggles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 218 | |
| R-E-S-T-I-V-E | R-E-S-P-E-C-T | Aretha Franklin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 144 | |
| Troopsofparodiesheremimicthisoverdoneopus | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 150 | |
| Hellions' Trampoline | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 179 | |
| Epilepsy | Tipsy | J-Kwon | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 256 | |
| My Pants Did Break And Tear | Advance Australia Fair | Peter Dodds McCormick | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 365 | |
| (Teacher's) Pet Now | (Leave) Get Out | JoJo | 4.2 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 199 | |
| Spooking the Females (Spooking With Emails) | Who Can It Be Now? | Men At Work | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| The Clothes-free Faction | The Nosebleed Section | The Hilltop Hoods | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 220 | |
| Do You Wanna See Me Hurl? | Are You Gonna Be My Girl? | Jet | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 199 | |
| Whiny Harry Club | White America | Eminem | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 143 | |
| Flush | Mosh | Eminem | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 143 | |
| Devout Me | Without Me | Eminem | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 228 | |
| Harry's Nimbus (Get The Pall To Cover) | Merry Xmas (Let The War Be Over) | Delta Goodrem | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 148 | |
| The Elf Days of Christmas | The Twelve Days Of Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 201 | |
| These Zits | These Kids | Joel Turner and the Modern Day Poets | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 261 | |
| Fled Azkaban | Jerusalem | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.7 | 140 | |
| Twinkle Spells | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 171 | |
| Dementors Make Potter Fall Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Stop Those Damn Sequels | Pop Goes The Weasel | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 179 | |
| In Da Scrub | In Da Club | 50 Cent | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 746 | |
| Loca | Lola | The Kinks | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 217 | |
| In Traction | Ms Jackson | OutKast | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 209 | |
| Dyslexic | Toxic | Britney Spears | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 183 | |
| Britney's Baby Loves To Dine! | Hit Me Baby One More Time! | Britney Spears | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 215 | |
| Valentine's | Everytime | Britney Spears | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 138 | |
| Thirrty Thousand Parodies! | Dirrty | Christina Aguilera | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 129 | |
| P.M.T | T.N.T | AC/DC | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 209 | |
| Not A Frump (I'm Prissy) | Let It Bump | Missy Elliott | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 158 | |
| Gormless Relatives | All Is Full Of Love | Bjork | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 175 | |
| Neat Queens (Are Made of Glitz) | Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) | Marilyn Manson | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| Contagious | Outrageous | Britney Spears | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 163 | |
| Peed On My Rug | Greed For Your Love | Missy Higgins | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| Motorbike | Prototype | Outkast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Die, Brattoni! | Ronery | Kim Jong Il | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Pope's On To Next Things | Nobody's Listening | Linkin Park | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Bad Girl | Mad World | Tears For Fears | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| Retch, Hurl | Rich Girl | Gwen Stefani and Eve | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 154 | |
| Fry Pan | I Can | Nas | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 242 | |
| Such Nuisance | Just Lose It | Eminem | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 147 | |
| Yankovic | Bitch | Meredith Brooks | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 262 | |
| Jog Around The Block | Drop It Like It's Hot | Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 214 | |
| Anorexia | Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | 2.4 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 1864 | |
| How D'you Get This Pessary Freed? | The Sesame Street Theme | Sesame Street | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Hired A Sniper | Survivor | Destiny's Child | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 134 | |
| You Svelte, Thin Ladies | The Real Slim Shady | Eminem | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 221 | |
| Nun | Numb | Linkin Park | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 567 | |
| A Beautiful Song | Various | Various | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Can't Get You Out Of Your Bed | Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 176 | |
| Balls Have Dropped | Candy Shop | 50 Cent | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 193 | |
| Let Me Stuff You | Let Me Love You | Mario | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| American Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 1483 | |
| Proctologic | Technologic | Daft Punk | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| Stinkin' Feet | Incomplete | Backstreet Boys | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 218 | |
| AZN Pride | Behind These Hazel Eyes | Kelly Clarkson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 194 | |
| Your Kids Are All Inflating | History Repeating | Shirley Bassey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Fake It, Fake It | Shake It, Shake It | Alyson Stoner | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 1175 | |
| I'm A Cinephile | It's Been Awhile | Staind | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| When Laughs Die | When Doves Cry | Quindon Tarver | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 138 | |
| The Capital of Zimbabwe | Skipping Rhythm | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 381 | |
| An Obese Man's Bod Is Lots Of Flabby Fun! | A Policeman's Lot | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 480 | |
| Snooze Control | Lose Control | Missy Elliott | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Lotsa Pounds And Dividends | Just Around The Riverbend | Pocahontas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Eardrops | Teardrop | Massive Attack | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 164 | |
| Yell Lots At Beaus (Those Twenty-Somethings) | Cell Block Tango | Chicago | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 386 | |
| A Woman's Girth | A Woman's Worth | Alicia Keys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Taut Squirts, Long Gastrics | Short Skirt, Long Jacket | Cake | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 451 | |
| Ow! Ow! (Rollerblades) | Bow Wow (That's My Name) Remix | Lil' Bow Wow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Eminemity | Femininity | Summer Magic | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| My Son's Pet Mouse Died | Outside | Staind | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 188 | |
| Thieves and Cons and Beggars | We Belong Together | Mariah Carey | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 421 | |
| Corny Scripts From Old Porn Flicks | Warning | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Blundering Law Court | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| The Vicious Two | The Special Two | Missy Higgins | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 140 | |
| Rome? | Home | Beauty and the Beast | 5.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 155 | |
| This Girdle Is Tight | The Circle Of Life | The Lion King | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 772 | |
| Swollen | Fallin' | Alicia Keys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Happy 17th Birthday, Emi! (Finally, You're Legal!) | Cry Me A River | Justin Timberlake | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 680 | |
| Foul Mood (kick up a st) Inc. | Feel Good, Inc. | Gorillaz | 4.0 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| Sleep When Wed | Be Prepared | The Lion King | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 196 | |
| Tripped Down The Stairs, Oy! | Click Go The Shears, Boys | Traditional | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 140 | |
| Kill Him | Tell Him | Barbara Streisand and Celine Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Paint | Faint | Linkin Park | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.6 | 128 | |
| Hop Into My Bed | All The Things She Said | T.a.t.u | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 307 | |
| Vile Toddler | My Immortal | Evanescence | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 221 | |
| Looking Squalid, Talking Crude | Something Borrowed, Something Blue | Ben Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Portaloo | Waterloo | ABBA | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 218 | |
| Swillin' Beers | Million Tears | Kasey Chambers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Noxious Farts | Roxie | Chicago | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 329 | |
| Scratch My Damn Fleas | Catch My Disease | Ben Lee | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 159 | |
| Don Juan: Seduction God | Everybody To The Limit | Homestarrunner.com | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Matinee Night | Saturday Night | Jack The Ripper: The Musical | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Stinky Crap | DK Rap | Donkey Kong 64 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 247 | |
| Presidential Wanker | Original Prankster | The Offspring | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 129 | |
| I Die | I Try | Macy Gray | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Ice Age Bonebag | Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 298 | |
| Witless Hummer Boy | Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Violent Night | Silent Night | Traditional | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 139 | |
| Their Persistance Is Strong (Charity) | La Resistance (Medley) | South Park | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Smoking! | What Is This Feeling? | Wicked: The Musical | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 1095 | |
| Kin Zest | All For The Best | Godspell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| It's The Old Doc's Knife (For Us) | It's The Hard Knock Life | Annie the Musical | 4.0 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 173 | |
| Harlot Juliet | Hallelujah | Leonard Cohen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Since U Were Born | Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Gender Bending | My Humps | Black Eyed Peas | 3.5 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 542 | |
| Drinkin' Melonade | Mr Cellophane | Chicago | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 168 | |
| Save Africa! | La Resistance (Medley) | South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Shorty Is A Midget | Shorty Is A Dancer | DZK | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Drunken Binge | London Bridge | Fergie | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 195 | |
| I'll Murder Ya (The Break Up Song) | Unfaithful | Rihanna | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 190 | |
| Preschool Work | High School Girls | DZK | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 375 | |
| The Punner's Song | The Tennis Song | City Of Angels: The Musical | No Votes | 147 | |||
| Mum (You Are The One) | Run | Snow Patrol | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Empty Stares From Pimply Faces | Empty Chairs At Empty Tables | Les Miserables | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| Culture-void: Rank, That | Crank Dat | Soulja Boy | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 373 | |
| If You Wanna See Our Concert (Spice Girls Reunion) | Wannabe | Spice Girls | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 327 | |
| Ho ho ho | Low | Flo Rida featuring T. Pain | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 453 | |
| Publicise Her | Womanizer | Britney Spears | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 460 | |
| Prick | Brick | Ben Folds Five | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 166 | |
| Perverted | Circus | Britney Spears | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 500 | |
| Chicken Wings | Broken Wings | Mr Mister | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 458 | |
| Ginger Ladies (Put A Wig On It) | Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) | Beyonce | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 210 | |
| Twilight Blows | Decode | Paramore | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Distressed | Obsessed | Mariah Carey | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Do You Vegans Hate My Abattoir? | Do You Want To Date My Avatar | Felicia Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Earthquake Sex | Birthday Sex | Jeremih | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
