Song Parodies -> "Not A Frump (I'm Prissy)"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Bump"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliott

Parody Song Title:

"Not A Frump (I'm Prissy)"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Inspired by 'The Plastics' from Mean Girls (I saw some of the trailer).

Gotta shop for lipstick uptown.
Yuhhh.
Gotta shop for lipstick uptown.

I-I-I'm pri-pri-prissy.

Barbie doll makers stole my style.
Buy some nail files, give my hair a dye.
Rich clothes, Marsha Brady teeth,
Not praying, see, when I'm on my knees.

Giant imp-uh-lants, skin highly tanned.
A member of Night-In-A-Hilton fans.
(I love to buy Dior to match my handbags.
Teeny bop, I'm a snob and I'm rather bulemic.)

It's tres chic to be sucking... Vick's.
Plastic cheeks are hip in my clique.
Elitism that'll make you sick.
SO. LIKE. WHAT. Not a frump.

I'm witchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm snitchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy with my white-girl vogue.
I'm witchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm snitchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy and I'm like a clone.

I'm chichi and I'm a la mode.
Neo-biache. Hello Kitty phone.
Accessories? My Gucci sink drains.
Wear a slim top cuz I'm boobs not brains.

I'd love to be Mandy's shape at her age.
(Past 21, I mean.)
Wanna get a new car.
Guess I'll go ask Dada.

I'm trendy and I'm toffee-nosed.
My glowing flesh packed with silicone.
Sex with QB's to earn me some fame.
Chanel flip-flops at my beau's football games.

Guess I'm prissy, a daddy's girl.
Pay a hundred bucks for a manicure.
Height of fashion, but my mind is short.
WOAH. I'M. HOT. Not a frump.

I'm witchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm snitchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy with my white-girl vogue.
I'm witchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm snitchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy and I'm like a clone.

Cyan mink fur pants.
Gotta shop for lipstick uptown.
Cyan mink fur pants, them's stylish brands.

She's so prissy, one bitchy lass.
Buys a Jeep with her daddy's cash.
To entertain her, just falsh some cheques.
Material lover who'd slip through cracks.

Haughty, she's like Nanette Manoir.
A shimmering crown on her bouffant hair.
Chicken tuna? At least she's pop-u-ler.
OH. MY. GOD. Not a frump.

I'm witchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm snitchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy with my white-girl vogue.
I'm witchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm snitchy! (Not a frump.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy and I'm like a clone.

"Are there any outlets?" -Natalie, contestant and eventual winner of Outback Jack.

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