How can you wee with other guys
gaping at your...
Peeing shut down when dudes did gawk
Damn, I've stopped number 1.
I can't be warned,
drips are leaking onto the floor
Oh will you rise my friend, proceed with gold foam.


(Shake it? Nup.) Breaking up my pride.
(Shake it? Nup.) Where's the yellow tide?
(Can't fake-fill cups.) Make urine abide.
Bravely.
Cor, my shame just gave up. It departs.
(Shake it? Nup.) Drank a glass of rum.
(Can't fake-fill cups.) Come on, my fly's undone!
Bravely,
Bravely ignore watchers, freely RUN.

How can it flow with all you louts
spectating vilely?
Pee, little me. Can't fake a stream.
Think pee's in strife.

Think pee's in strife.
I've been letting it fly.
Until you stood by my side.
Think pee's in strife.

Dozing, it hides without as much
as a faint dribbling.
Dozens of guys look on, intent.
All of this night
Is spent in grief I cannot wee
'cept when alone
But you are there all daunting me

I've been peeping a 1000 years it seems.
But there's no hope I'll ever see anything.

Without a drop
Without a splash
Without no gold

Don't let me writhe here
I'd urinate well
There must be something wrong.
Think pee's in strife.

Think pee's in strife.
I've been giving it all.
But nothing will fall.
Think pee's in strife.