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Song Parodies -> "I'm Ditching Our Marriage Guest List"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Ditching Our Marriage Guest List"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
To Leo Jay, who stole the love of my online fiancee EmiLoca. *melodramatic
swooning* My heart will never stop aching!
swooning* My heart will never stop aching!
I'm ditching our marriage guest list.
Unhitched so I'm very listless.
That bitch eloped to an isthmus,
With her crappy new dear.
So snide is their fling.
Boo-hoo, hear me sing.
Not writing a guest list,
Just a snappy feud here.
My heart is no longer thumping.
Apart from my honey dumpling.
The thought of Leo Jay humping,
Is enough to shed tears.
I'm ditching our marriage guest list.
Please stitch up my heart, it blisters.
He's rich from his pimpin' business.
Now Jay's slapping her rear.
Good luck when you pop the question.
(A f***ed, off-your-top suggestion.
Just cause she's 'got chops' and breasts, men,
Doesn't mean she'll stay near.
I'm ditching our marriage guest list.
A switch of her love? What is this?
That witch is a cheating mistress,
She'll be gone by next year!
Unhitched so I'm very listless.
That bitch eloped to an isthmus,
With her crappy new dear.
So snide is their fling.
Boo-hoo, hear me sing.
Not writing a guest list,
Just a snappy feud here.
My heart is no longer thumping.
Apart from my honey dumpling.
The thought of Leo Jay humping,
Is enough to shed tears.
I'm ditching our marriage guest list.
Please stitch up my heart, it blisters.
He's rich from his pimpin' business.
Now Jay's slapping her rear.
Good luck when you pop the question.
(A f***ed, off-your-top suggestion.
Just cause she's 'got chops' and breasts, men,
Doesn't mean she'll stay near.
I'm ditching our marriage guest list.
A switch of her love? What is this?
That witch is a cheating mistress,
She'll be gone by next year!
*dabbing cheeks with handkerchief*
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your title is creative
*stares blankly for a few minutes*
I have nothing to say to you.
I have nothing to say to you.
Some wonderful use of the original words, so similar in sound, yet so different in meaning - I agree with Royce, the title is excellent.
Awww!
Ok... where to start... Excellent sound substitutions, fantastic rhymes, very, very creative.. BUT....
While I think I have as much a sense of humor as anyone, you're talking about a 15-year old, and a... NOT 15-year old (who happens to be ME), expressing a bit more than innocent cyber-admiration... can this be re-written and re-posted? AmIOver-reacting?
While I think I have as much a sense of humor as anyone, you're talking about a 15-year old, and a... NOT 15-year old (who happens to be ME), expressing a bit more than innocent cyber-admiration... can this be re-written and re-posted? AmIOver-reacting?
I agree with Leo, Jake...if this is about Emi, it's really harsh. I think it's a brilliantly written parody, but I'm not going to vote on it.
My apologies for my ex-fiancee. He's still a mite bitter about this whole thing, and the *cough* lyrics are purely intended to spite me by publicizing such false humiliation. His violent, abandoned jealousy is quite hysterical, but I refuse to vote until he apologizes.
It seems that love bug's bitten
And now slander has been written
By someone overly-smitten
With someone else here
I won't name the name for that would be rude
But these things that have been written were awfully crude
I'm wishin' that I had missed it:
I 5'd it but then I dissed it
Perhaps I should have resisted
I should have stayed clear
And this AmIRighter's story
Was cheeky and lewd and bawdy
Assault cyber-statutory
Was stated I fear
At risk of seeming conceited
I sure hope that it's deleted
'Cause slander, who really needs it?
No one over here!
And now slander has been written
By someone overly-smitten
With someone else here
I won't name the name for that would be rude
But these things that have been written were awfully crude
I'm wishin' that I had missed it:
I 5'd it but then I dissed it
Perhaps I should have resisted
I should have stayed clear
And this AmIRighter's story
Was cheeky and lewd and bawdy
Assault cyber-statutory
Was stated I fear
At risk of seeming conceited
I sure hope that it's deleted
'Cause slander, who really needs it?
No one over here!
Hee hee hoo hah nyuk nyuk nyuk oh come on all you jolly jokers!
I agree with Johnny D! I would have thought the *melodramatic swooning* and * dabbing cheeks with a handkerchief* would establish a tone of IT'S A JOKE! Anyway, in retrospect I can see how this is offensive, and I apologise. In return, you may write a slanderous parody to me in return, on the condition that the word 'cheddar' is included somewhere. As for Leo Jay's comment- 4-5-5. A few pacing issues but I enjoyed your rhymes.
Tibbygirlitis: it's contagious, I said 'in return' twice. Another thing, just for Emi, I apologiZe. I believe at the going international exchange rate, to apologiSe is not worth as much. I hope you can vent your disappointment in me through a rebuttal parody. Come on... you know you want to...
Well, it was awfully nice of you to include that Z. And I voted. But keep in mind that "awfully nice" is an oxymoron. And keep in mind that you will never know what I want - you will only be able to guess with astounding accuracy. *flounces away*
Gee...I am so glad you kissed (virtually) and made up... would that I had this PC world at my disposal 25 years agao, when it could have still counted for something... :-/
Well, yes, it was nice, but now there's a big messy splodge of spit in the middle of my screen courtesy of my 'bent retainer'. And I won't comment on the state of the keyboard. Thanks for the vote, Emi, much appreciated. Stay tuned for tomorrow's follow-up!
That's so....sweet. I liked the parody....it's nice that someone cared that much about Emi to write TWO WHOLE parodies about her. Although this one was particularly on the less nice side. But still. Anyway, can't wait 'til the rebuttal parody.......this one was good. does this mean I am no longer invited to the wedding?????? And I can't wear my orange dress????
I have no idea what the fuzz is about here, since I currently just come and go as my time allows and is not up to spped on current events and new writers etc, but since I parodied this song myself I would like to present some gift-packed 5s for a good job.
I'm sorry man. Is there any way scotch could help?
I'm sorry Tibbygirl, we may make-up later on but we need to drag out the melodrama for a while longer. EMILOCA AND LEO JAY! EMILOCA AND LEO JAY! Please see 'Won'.... which should be 'Won't You Forgive Me' but for some reason the whole title didn't show up. It's the apology I owe you two.
Hmph.
How sweet. Like gummi peach rings.
*bows ceremoniously* Like gummi peach rings.
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