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Song Parodies -> "Drunken Binge"
Original Song Title:
"London Bridge"
Original Performer:
Fergie
Parody Song Title:
"Drunken Binge"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Walk unsteady like this.
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Yo!
Tipsy.
Turps it.
Drunk here!
Blotto!
Bundaberg in cups, lady!
When she comes to the pub for a night
B&Bs? She's got plenty to imbibe
See her pee while she is performing live
She slur her words when she chug them Long Islands
Going thirteen rounds, crimson nosed
Sazerac shots, B-54's
She's downing eighty bourbon cans into her throat
Cuz you know she will drink the stuff til she explodes!
Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white
Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines
The drinks start pouring
Fergie's speech start slurring
"Quick, somebody hide the microphone!"
"Word."
Some free booze? Watch as Fergie now spews
Where's The Love? It's splattering over your shoes
(Oh, I feel ill!)
You know every night she'll take a Vodka Cruise
Like a Nazi, all those shots of Jesus Jews
She will drink grappa by the case (Sloshed chick!)
Any goon around will vanish without trace (Sloshed chick!)
Her lips caked in Bloody Mary's grace (Sloshed chick!)
It's on tap?
*tschhhhhhh*
It's down her face.
"Woooo!"
Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white
Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines
Glug glug glug glug glug
Spew spew spew spew
She alcoholic kind, so pour that rum up high
Fergie has the blood type
Of vodka and lime
Glug glug glug glug glug
Spew spew spew spew
She alcoholic kind, so pour that rum up high
Fergie love her drunk times
And life support nights
When she comes to the pub for a night
B&Bs? She's got plenty to imbibe
See her pee while she is performing live
She slur her words when she chug them Long Islands
Going thirteen rounds, crimson nosed
Sazerac shots, B-54's
She's downing eighty bourbon cans into her throat
Cuz you know she will drink the stuff til she explodes!
Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white
Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines
Soiled her britches!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Walk unsteady like this.
Sloshed chick!
(Sloshed chick!) (Sloshed chick!)
Yo!
Tipsy.
Turps it.
Drunk here!
Blotto!
Bundaberg in cups, lady!
When she comes to the pub for a night
B&Bs? She's got plenty to imbibe
See her pee while she is performing live
She slur her words when she chug them Long Islands
Going thirteen rounds, crimson nosed
Sazerac shots, B-54's
She's downing eighty bourbon cans into her throat
Cuz you know she will drink the stuff til she explodes!
Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white
Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines
The drinks start pouring
Fergie's speech start slurring
"Quick, somebody hide the microphone!"
"Word."
Some free booze? Watch as Fergie now spews
Where's The Love? It's splattering over your shoes
(Oh, I feel ill!)
You know every night she'll take a Vodka Cruise
Like a Nazi, all those shots of Jesus Jews
She will drink grappa by the case (Sloshed chick!)
Any goon around will vanish without trace (Sloshed chick!)
Her lips caked in Bloody Mary's grace (Sloshed chick!)
It's on tap?
*tschhhhhhh*
It's down her face.
"Woooo!"
Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white
Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines
Glug glug glug glug glug
Spew spew spew spew
She alcoholic kind, so pour that rum up high
Fergie has the blood type
Of vodka and lime
Glug glug glug glug glug
Spew spew spew spew
She alcoholic kind, so pour that rum up high
Fergie love her drunk times
And life support nights
When she comes to the pub for a night
B&Bs? She's got plenty to imbibe
See her pee while she is performing live
She slur her words when she chug them Long Islands
Going thirteen rounds, crimson nosed
Sazerac shots, B-54's
She's downing eighty bourbon cans into her throat
Cuz you know she will drink the stuff til she explodes!
Alcohol imbibed, keeps getting downed
A crunk and drunken binge
"Another twelve pints!"
Drunken drunken drunken
"A bath of Hahn Light!"
Chunky junkie chunder
Carpets the ground white
Alcohol imbibed, pours down her mouth
A pie-eyed Black Eyed Pea
Drinking her ass blind
Drunken drunken drunken
She's skulling red wine
Clunk! Now slumped unconscious
Until she flat lines
Soiled her britches!
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Did you know that Fergie was the voice of Sally Brown on Peanuts gang show "The Charlie Brown & Snoopy Show"?
I love how you used the original artist for the main person in your parody...
very well done
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