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Song Parodies -> "Witless Hummer Boy"
Original Song Title:
"Little Drummer Boy"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Witless Hummer Boy"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Performed at the Macquarie Musical Society Christmas Cabaret, regarding how I am always shunted to the back of the chorus. (Apologies to Tim Mayfield, who thought of this concept first.)
I sound off key
So I'm gonna hum
Each tune sung nasally
So I'm gonna hum
Don't quite know how to sing
So I'm gonna hum
I suck at carolling
So I'm gonna hum
Until my gums
Start to get numb
Voice is horrible
And ruins the song
So I'll hum
'They' get upstaged
So I'm gonna hum
I've got a three-key range
So I'm gonna hum
When I sing out, dogs whine
So I'm gonna hum
And I forget my lines
So I'm gonna hum
Jumble up some
Mumbling bum
Shall I yodel, too?
I think that sounds dumb
So I'll hum
Grab some earmuffs
Cuz I'm gonna hum
Worse than Hilary Duff
So I'm gonna hum
Just like a bug zapper
Yeah, I'm gonna hum
An even worse rapper
So I'm gonna hum
Hum with aplomb
Humming's da bomb
You're reviled by me
And this stupid song
Because I hum
So I'm gonna hum
Each tune sung nasally
So I'm gonna hum
Don't quite know how to sing
So I'm gonna hum
I suck at carolling
So I'm gonna hum
Until my gums
Start to get numb
Voice is horrible
And ruins the song
So I'll hum
'They' get upstaged
So I'm gonna hum
I've got a three-key range
So I'm gonna hum
When I sing out, dogs whine
So I'm gonna hum
And I forget my lines
So I'm gonna hum
Jumble up some
Mumbling bum
Shall I yodel, too?
I think that sounds dumb
So I'll hum
Grab some earmuffs
Cuz I'm gonna hum
Worse than Hilary Duff
So I'm gonna hum
Just like a bug zapper
Yeah, I'm gonna hum
An even worse rapper
So I'm gonna hum
Hum with aplomb
Humming's da bomb
You're reviled by me
And this stupid song
Because I hum
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I like it a lot, Luke. One of the few you do where I know the OS. I am just finishing my version of this, called Little Rummy Boy, coming soon to an Amiright theater near you.555
Dang it, I thought this was a parody about someone who drove a Hummer (I call them "rolling refrigerators") but still good. =)
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