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Song Parodies -> "Gary Had A Brittle Mam"
Original Song Title:
"Mary Had A Little Lamb"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Gary Had A Brittle Mam"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Another ode to mums with arthritis still maintaining a healthy sex life. (May be
graphic, but not in any way autobiographic!!!)
graphic, but not in any way autobiographic!!!)
Gary had a brittle mam.
Brittle mam, brittle mam.
Gary had a brittle mam,
Her knees went nights ago.
Every cent that Gary spent,
Gary spent, Gary spent,
Every cent that Gary spent,
Went on a placebo.
Three dollars every pill he'd pay.
Pill he'd pay, pill he'd pay.
Three dollars every pill he'd pay.
Rich was the store, the fool.
He made a chilling expose'.
Expose', expose'.
He made a chilling expose'.
Aphrodisiac pills?!!!
Brittle mam, brittle mam.
Gary had a brittle mam,
Her knees went nights ago.
Every cent that Gary spent,
Gary spent, Gary spent,
Every cent that Gary spent,
Went on a placebo.
Three dollars every pill he'd pay.
Pill he'd pay, pill he'd pay.
Three dollars every pill he'd pay.
Rich was the store, the fool.
He made a chilling expose'.
Expose', expose'.
He made a chilling expose'.
Aphrodisiac pills?!!!
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Sorry, but this was just gross....
I'm fine with people rating songs down for humour and overall if they don't like it, but why give a 2 for Pacing when it is quite evidently perfect?
4/1/1. As in, somebody oughta give you the "411" on how to make a decent parody. Excuse me while I retreat my favorite barf bag. BLEAHHHH!!!! Ah, that is much better. Now, PLEASE, I beg you, stop making perverted arthritis songs.
Likewise... I'm sitting next to the author... just hit him for this story, too take care, folks...
...and another. Nice.
Once again, thanks for smacking him, Alfredo!
You're welcome, again =)
Sorry, my reaction time is a little slow. Two weeks a little slow. ....OW!!!!
*also smacks Jake* I'll be back in two weeks.
ROFLMAO, and I swear that is the first one of those I've given out ever. 5s for your comment!!!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here in two weeks.
Meh, one week. Close enough. I guess I'd bette-OW!!!
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