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Song Parodies -> "Gary Had A Brittle Mam"

Original Song Title:

"Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Gary Had A Brittle Mam"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Another ode to mums with arthritis still maintaining a healthy sex life. (May be
graphic, but not in any way autobiographic!!!)
Gary had a brittle mam.
Brittle mam, brittle mam.
Gary had a brittle mam,
Her knees went nights ago.

Every cent that Gary spent,
Gary spent, Gary spent,
Every cent that Gary spent,
Went on a placebo.

Three dollars every pill he'd pay.
Pill he'd pay, pill he'd pay.
Three dollars every pill he'd pay.
Rich was the store, the fool.

He made a chilling expose'.
Expose', expose'.
He made a chilling expose'.
Aphrodisiac pills?!!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
 1
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 5   1
 1
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User Comments

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Laurence Dunne - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, but this was just gross....
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm fine with people rating songs down for humour and overall if they don't like it, but why give a 2 for Pacing when it is quite evidently perfect?
Your Worst Nightmare - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
4/1/1. As in, somebody oughta give you the "411" on how to make a decent parody. Excuse me while I retreat my favorite barf bag. BLEAHHHH!!!! Ah, that is much better. Now, PLEASE, I beg you, stop making perverted arthritis songs.
Alfredo - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Likewise... I'm sitting next to the author... just hit him for this story, too take care, folks...
EmiLoca - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
...and another. Nice.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again, thanks for smacking him, Alfredo!
Alfredo - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You're welcome, again =)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, my reaction time is a little slow. Two weeks a little slow. ....OW!!!!
Your Worst Nightmare - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
*also smacks Jake* I'll be back in two weeks.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO, and I swear that is the first one of those I've given out ever. 5s for your comment!!!
Your Worst Nightmare - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here in two weeks.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Meh, one week. Close enough. I guess I'd bette-OW!!!

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