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Song Parodies -> "An Obese Man's Bod Is Lots Of Flabby Fun!"
Original Song Title:
"A Policeman's Lot"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"An Obese Man's Bod Is Lots Of Flabby Fun!"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Just ask any woman after the perfect lover: size matters.
When a fella's butt's enlarged from his engorgement. (His engorgement!)
There's no curing his big bones or splitting pants. (Splitting pants!)
Cute obesity, those thinner gents aren't gorgeous. (Gents aren't gorgeous!)
Because our taste in men is for big glands. (For big glands!)
We gleefully will hit that healthy blubber. (Healthy blubber!)
Plenty fab! You heavy beauties are the one. (Are the one!)
Sponge cake, brunch and fornication? Hubba hubba! (Hubba hubba!)
An obese man's bod is lots of flabby fun!
Ohhh
When your man's a merry dude and weighs a tonne, weighs a tonne,
An obese man's bod is lots of flabby fun!
If he's into pies and burgers, gut a-gurglin'. (Gut a-gurglin'!)
And his butt bloats til it's succulent and wide. (-lent and wide!)
We love a beer-gut middle. Looks a circle, man. (Looks a circle, man!)
Positioned on his very full backside. (Full backside!)
When a hug gets you squished under your hot luvva. (Your hot luvva!)
At lunch the giant bastard leaves you none. (Leaves you none!)
But his loving's a sensation under covers. (Under covers!)
An obese man's bod is lots of flabby fun!
Ohhh
When your man's a merry dude and weighs a tonne, weighs a tonne,
An obese man's bod is lots of flabby fun!
There's no curing his big bones or splitting pants. (Splitting pants!)
Cute obesity, those thinner gents aren't gorgeous. (Gents aren't gorgeous!)
Because our taste in men is for big glands. (For big glands!)
We gleefully will hit that healthy blubber. (Healthy blubber!)
Plenty fab! You heavy beauties are the one. (Are the one!)
Sponge cake, brunch and fornication? Hubba hubba! (Hubba hubba!)
An obese man's bod is lots of flabby fun!
Ohhh
When your man's a merry dude and weighs a tonne, weighs a tonne,
An obese man's bod is lots of flabby fun!
If he's into pies and burgers, gut a-gurglin'. (Gut a-gurglin'!)
And his butt bloats til it's succulent and wide. (-lent and wide!)
We love a beer-gut middle. Looks a circle, man. (Looks a circle, man!)
Positioned on his very full backside. (Full backside!)
When a hug gets you squished under your hot luvva. (Your hot luvva!)
At lunch the giant bastard leaves you none. (Leaves you none!)
But his loving's a sensation under covers. (Under covers!)
An obese man's bod is lots of flabby fun!
Ohhh
When your man's a merry dude and weighs a tonne, weighs a tonne,
An obese man's bod is lots of flabby fun!
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Still Chasin' That Chub! 555
Hey, you're starin' at my gut! Well ... I'm WORKIN' ON IT --- it just takes a little longer, 'cause I'm --- MIDDLE-AGED-MAN !! **ahhhhhhh**
I wouldn't have happened by if it wasn't for your link on my parody. Precise, pudgy pacing and funny, flabby stuff, Luke. Deserving of more votes than it's netted so far.
LOL Rick and JD. Thanks, 2nz.
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