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Song Parodies -> "Don Juan: Seduction God"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody To The Limit"

Original Performer:

Parody Song Title:

"Don Juan: Seduction God"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Sing along, with a similar accent.
Don... Juan... seduction god.

I am Don Juan, unhookin' bras.
I am Don Juan, unhookin' bras.
I get lucky with the women.
Yeah, my mojo isn't dimmin'.
Feeling haughty cuz they want me in hoardes.

I am Don Juan, I'm good with broads.
I am Don Juan, I'm good with broads.
At a party, when I'm swimming,
Like that, soon I'm on linen,
Getting naughty with a couple of whores.

Don Juan's a looker, y'all.
I see you gawking me...
Soon it's daylight, yessiree!

Cuz I'm Don Juan, I am adored
Oh yeah, Don Juan, I am adored.
When my loving days are finished,
My suite will feel diminished.
And my floppy one will never get hard.

Girls say "Who's that? Is it Don Juan?"
They say "Ooh yeah, that guy's Don Juan!"
Soon they're all "Ahh, ahh ahhhh ahhhhhh!"
Oh, who else could make chicks have so much fun?

I think no-one exists,
With a hobby as a seduction god.
Ask all the hos which guy takes the cake,
They'll say it is my heavenly bod!

I am Don Juan: seduction god.
I am Don Juan: seduction god.
The women love my gimmick,
I aint had one bad critic!
Have my body, Don Juan shares it will all!

Don... seduction god.
I'm just making some love with girls, ya know.
A man everybody's just showers with glory, it's true.
Cuz I'm so smooth.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Adagio - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
What a coincidence! The next book I wanted to get was "Don Juan" by Lord Byron. Good parody! (Unusual OS to go with 5's
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool, 555. =)
Cat - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahahahahaha!!! I love Homestar Runner, but I've never seen a parody of it. This is great! Nice how you replaced "fhqwhgads" with "unhookin' bras" and "seduction god." =)
Luke Brattoni - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio (was it REALLY coincidence? Hmmm?) Step-Chan and Cat (glad you picked up on them!)

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