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Song Parodies -> "Peed On My Rug"
Original Song Title:
"Greed For Your Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Missy Higgins
Parody Song Title:
"Peed On My Rug"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Thirsty lil' mutt.
His tongue, it laps. Gulps.
Accident of wetting.
That beast's obedience-free!
Now there is a river of pee on my rug.
Vile pissin'. Doggy-widdle. Go put on some gloves.
Well, you filled up your pooch like a hydrant. Now scrub!
Unspill my carpet.
Peeved at your dog.
You need to just scrub.
Canine's been drinking now the living room's a pool!
Peed on my rug!
A boat to the kitchen,
Seven Seas of piss.
I row through the tide,
Cuz of this frickin' ur-in-at-ion!
Would you NOT rehydrate that excited young cur.
He'd fill the Rhine with pools of yellowed water.
Man, his bladder's the size of a tank on a truck.
Canine faucet turns...
Wee's got no plug.
I seethe, fill the tub!
Oh why's he sprinkling? Now he's leaving scat and drool.
Peed on my rug!
Yuck mess here, pee-yoo!
A sewage pool!
The smell is not so cool!
[Doggy:]
Why don't you pat me?
Your smile's unpleasant.
And why not reward me?
...you're angry aren't you?
[Me:]
HATE YOU!
Peeved at your dog.
You need to just scrub.
Canine's been drinking now the living room's a pool!
Peed on my rug!
Wee's got no plug.
I seethe, fill the tub!
Oh why's he sprinkling? Now he's leaving scat and drool.
Peed on my rug!
His tongue, it laps. Gulps.
Accident of wetting.
That beast's obedience-free!
Now there is a river of pee on my rug.
Vile pissin'. Doggy-widdle. Go put on some gloves.
Well, you filled up your pooch like a hydrant. Now scrub!
Unspill my carpet.
Peeved at your dog.
You need to just scrub.
Canine's been drinking now the living room's a pool!
Peed on my rug!
A boat to the kitchen,
Seven Seas of piss.
I row through the tide,
Cuz of this frickin' ur-in-at-ion!
Would you NOT rehydrate that excited young cur.
He'd fill the Rhine with pools of yellowed water.
Man, his bladder's the size of a tank on a truck.
Canine faucet turns...
Wee's got no plug.
I seethe, fill the tub!
Oh why's he sprinkling? Now he's leaving scat and drool.
Peed on my rug!
Yuck mess here, pee-yoo!
A sewage pool!
The smell is not so cool!
[Doggy:]
Why don't you pat me?
Your smile's unpleasant.
And why not reward me?
...you're angry aren't you?
[Me:]
HATE YOU!
Peeved at your dog.
You need to just scrub.
Canine's been drinking now the living room's a pool!
Peed on my rug!
Wee's got no plug.
I seethe, fill the tub!
Oh why's he sprinkling? Now he's leaving scat and drool.
Peed on my rug!
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Brilliant! 5,5,5 !
Thanks, Ms Poopie! Are you Australian, too?
Jake, my man, just ignore PP Long-whatever. He has a dirty mind.
Scat-tastic
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