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Song Parodies -> "Empty Stares From Pimply Faces"

Original Song Title:

"Empty Chairs At Empty Tables"

Original Performer:

Les Miserables

Parody Song Title:

"Empty Stares From Pimply Faces"

The Lyrics

As a teacher, I'm hard workin'
But my brainless students yawn
Empty stares from dim teenagers
They aint read no lexicon

Teaching public education
Just appears to be in vain
Kids could learn of great explorers
If the morons had a brain

They make paper planes in Drama
Still can't draw a hexagon
All those rows of boys unthinking
"Pay attention now!"
Oh, every girl's a braindead one
Their future class reunion
Is the only "Masquerade Du Dunce'

All their pens are bent from nibblin'
Minds like sieves of wit- they're dumb
Even recess they aren't coping
They all failed Lunch 101

Bantam brains lost to Nintendo!
Rancid adolescents bored!
Empty stares from pimply faces
Elementary students snore

"Comprehend one gennnnneral task please!
Use an abacus, you dorks!"
Simpletons get education
Pure nonsense, to think they're cured!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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John Jenkins - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Several very well-rhymed substitutions, Luke. As well as "failed Lunch 101" and other clever humor.
Kristof Robertson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff, Luke...and even better considering the age of its author. BRAVO! 555
Luke Brattoni - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, JJ and Kristof, you may have an early mark. ;)

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