Song Parodies -> "So Crap When Glee Sings"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop Believing"

Original Performer:

Glee

Parody Song Title:

"So Crap When Glee Sings"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Probably going to record this soon, keep an eye in the comments for a link. Listen to the original Glee Journey cover on YouTube.

ALL:
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
[x2]

FINN:
She’s a small brown girl
Loving High School Musical
She longs for limelight fame
Broadway shows, Times Square

RACHEL:
Such a pretty boy
With a pretty lousy voice
Another dim white male
Who has shiny hair

ALL:
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
[x2]

Shut uuuuup!

PUCK:
We’re singing all these hokey tunes

QUINN:
I swell with child deep in womb

MATT:
Once a while, I will get a line

MERCEDES:
Then it’s song and song and song and song!

MIKE & TINA:
Asians, fleeting

KURT:
Gay guy in a unitard

BRITTANY:
Blonde bimbo certainly aint bright

ARTIE:
Wheelchair dweeb role

SANTANA:
I am the Latino token

ARTIE, BRITTANY, FLINN, KURT, QUINN, RACHEL:
I get… more lines… cuz I’m white!

ALL:
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)

RACHEL:
From Down’s Syndrome to the deaf
So politically correct

FLINN:
Stuttering and quadriplegic guys
(Have we done the blind?)

EMMA PILLSBURY:
Draws crowds in, I suppose

WILL SCHUESTER:
I steal half the freaking shows

SUE SYLVESTER:
And oh, the Sue Sylvester rants
Just go on and on and on and on

FLINN & RACHEL:
Serenading
Up and down the schoolyard
This bad show, plot worse than Twilight
Ratings failing?
Quickly get more cameos in
Why sing? Because we can’t write!

ALL:
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
Blah blah blah blah (Dumb dumb dumb)
[x2]

ALL:
So crap when Glee sings
Fox bought the next season
Neat white people
On this showwwww

So crap when Glee sings

BRITTANY, QUINN & SANTANA
Our skirts are revealing!

ALL:
Justin Bieber
Says we blowwwww

So crap!

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James - June 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Wow, you seriously are a cunt...

Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Good thing Steve Perry's still alive, or else the "Glee" version of this song would make him turn over in his grave. If Elvis were still alive, he'd feel like shooting his TV again.

Matthias - June 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Just saw this one now. It was great, I've seen one episode of Glee and that's all I pretty much needed in order to get all of your references which tells you how much this show really does suck at writing since they pretty much repeat the same thing over and over again.

Gleek! - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment

Seriously, do you have nothing better to do with your time then write mean parodies about a show you don't like? If you don't watch Glee now, or if you only watched the one episode and instantly assumed it was going to be rubbish then you are missing out. The writing for season two is amazing and they are focusing on real world issues like homophobia and bullying, two subjects I feel passionetly [sp?] about. I really do hope you have given it a chance, otherwise this parody is pointless...

Bentley Brotherton - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment

I could not have done that better! ROFLMMFAO!

Rodney Starr - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Finally, someone who sees that Glee is a commercialized bastardization of our favorite songs! When I heard their version of Van Halen's "Jump!" it was clear that a choir is NO substitute for an Oberheim synthesizer. Some things are best left alone. Rodney Dangerfield in the film "Caddyshack" told a parlor band, "And you, Ringo! Start taking lessons! I'm outta here!" It's time for more aspiring stars and wannbes of today to do the same.

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