Song Parodies -> "Loca"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Loca"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

This month marks my anniversary of AmIWriting, so I decided to go all out and attempt a polyglot parody. (Cuz Emi loves that 'foreign tongue'.)

I met her on a site and she said ‘uh-oh'.
If you think I'm lame, well, she japes alike.
EmiLoca!
Tú Embaucadora!

Our warped parodies led to ghastly romance.
I hiss ‘jailbait' she says ‘demasiado casto, ha!'
De verdad chistosa!
Gusta EmiLoca.

Well I've caused this girl a difficult life.
But then, ‘esposa' can mean both ‘handcuffs' and ‘wife'.
EmiLoca!
Ella dolorosa!
Share wily puns such as: ‘wet, under pants'.
Yeah, these jokes keep a-comin'. Vasto abundance.
EmiLoca.
Que's su apellida?

We just make lampoons, then tanty. Quite,
Mucho eccentric. AmIRight?
We bicker lots, it's like a rivalry.
The sad-ass boy versus Ms Prodigy.

Hell, I've got this girl who's so Spanishly wry.
Kiss (revoc)arse, intentar hacer hablé Espanola!
Para EmiLoca.
Guapa EmiLoca.
Aloha!
Bella EmiLoca.
Linda EmiLoca.

I just wish to say,
Esto es amor.
I tap now on my keys,
Such an awkward jerk, inerme me.

Eso es todo I wanted displayed.
Guess I'll try glazing on another day.
EmiLoca.
Pulcra EmiLoca
Salero joy? Enjoy it, my gal.
Have you kissed? Nup. Cuddled? Nup. Talked? Nup. Virgin!
EmiLoca.
V-platos son maca?

Well I aint known such a geeky dork,
With a cyber wish for one fine consort.
A joker wife, one kooky writer fan.
She says, ‘I'll try my mace now. Jake, you da man.'

Yeah, I got this girl. Most deem it as sad.
And my jokes are so bad, cuz I'm batty and mad,
Like EmiLoca.
Ha ha, ga ga, loca.
Loca!
Un par, total loca!
Ha ha, gag a, loca.
Encanta Ms Loca.

Lyrics: www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/lyrics/lola.htmlHow to win the heart of the dashingly romantic Lukey: www.howtoproposemarriage.com

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dennis hopper - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I'll send ya a love letter! it's a bullet from a fu*kin gun! (scene from Blue Velvet). I had to hit the SAP button on my computer to understand half of this.So, when are the baby computers due?

Stuart McArthur - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment

that is fantastic, Luke - didn't understand the Spanish, but it sounded fantastic - 555

Johnny D - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmm...well, at least you're a BRILLIANT bastard. Now wipe off that keyboard.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Dennis: Mini computers? I dunno. Me and Emi would have to get a lot of laptop work done.
STU: Didn't understand the Spanish? Cuan!
JOHNNY: Righto, but the maple glaze makes double-clicking much easier.

Jeff Reuben - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Singing everyone's praises today! Well yesterday. And writing, not singing. Actually typing. Well done =)

Johnny D - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

"maple glaze" ... mm-hmm, I've been lurking and following THAT little story-line ... come on, Luke, come on, don't stop there ...

Ashkicksass - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Damn! I am totally impressed Lukey! Que` Fabuloso!

Le'on Osseviche - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

No comprendo fifty percento, but it's muy enchilada! And es un cancione de antes de 1990! Fantastico, Luko.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Ash and senor Leo, but I still feel like something's missing...

Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

No, no, I've already commented, Luke

EmiLoca - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Muchos besos, Luke. This was brilliant, and heck, I thought it was so great, I overlooked all the poor Spanish grammar and gave you all 5's! :-) ¡Es muy...pues... tequila! ¡Otra vez! ¡Otra vez!

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Finally! Emi! Maybe YOU can help us figure out what's missing! ;)
Otra vez? OTRA VEZ?!! Very well then, expect something special for your cumpleaños. And quit your furtive glances!
(You know? A bit of Spanish humour... cuz 'besos' has the double meaning... I just thought since I'd used the 'handcuff' humour that it would... forget it! *siiigh*)

2nz - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Impressive stuff, Luke. Didn't understand half of it, but that ain't your fault. Seriously impressive stuff.

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