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Song Parodies -> "Hop Into My Bed"
Original Song Title:
"All The Things She Said"
(MP3)Original Performer:
T.a.t.u
Parody Song Title:
"Hop Into My Bed"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Call me Dr Snooze, professional at tiring you out for a good night's sleep.
Hop into my bed. (Hop into my bed!)
Not the futon yet. (Not the futon yet!)
Fourteen-hundred threads!
On the doona, kid. (On the doona, kid!)
At my boudoir pad. (At my boudoir pad!)
Underneath the spreads!
Get my teddy bear...
Sporiferous lad. I've been known to exhaust.
When you're lacking in sleep, I'll gladly accost.
Squeezing in too, I'll hasten your snooze.
You're in red negligee, I'm in pantoffle shoes.
These sheets are a fine silk, covers are down.
To sleep, getting tired out is the way I know how.
Wanna try not to wake, it'll fluster your sleep.
Jump into bed and we can count sheep.
(Jump into bed and we can count sheep!)
Hop into my bed. (Hop into my bed!)
Not the futon yet. (Not the futon yet!)
Fourteen-hundred threads!
On the doona, kid. (On the doona, kid!)
At my boudoir pad. (At my boudoir pad!)
Underneath the spreads!
Miss might get nightmares!
(Bedwear!)
Get my teddy bear!
(Want you in my bed, want you in my bed!)
*insomnia solo*
When your folds twist up and your covers are hot,
It may be too small, so get outta your cot.
If you lie there awake, with the world on your brain,
Head on down to my place, get exhausted again.
Girl, my covers aren't so furry, ya see,
And my Sealy just purrs when you're sleeping with me.
For a five minute nap, or for hours on end,
Come and dive in my bed. I'll tire you out, my friend!
Hop into my bed. (Hop into my bed!)
Not the futon yet. (Not the futon yet!)
Fourteen-hundred threads!
On the doona, kid. (On the doona, kid!)
At my boudoir pad. (At my boudoir pad!)
Underneath the spreads!
Miss might get nightmares!
(Bedwear!)
Get my teddy bear!
(Want you in my bed, want you in my bed!)
Hop into my bed, hop into my bed...
Hop into my bed, hop into my bed, hop into my bed...
Hop into my bed... in my bed...
Hop into my bed, hop into my bed.
Covers: looking pristine.
Pillows: fluffy and clean.
Visit for the night!
Mattress: look, it's a queen.
Come and slumber with me.
I'll exhaust alright!
Hop into my bed. (Hop into my bed!)
Not the futon yet. (Not the futon yet!)
Fourteen-hundred threads!
On the doona, kid. (On the doona, kid!)
At my boudoir pad. (At my boudoir pad!)
Underneath the spreads!
Miss might get nightmares!
(Bedwear!)
Get my teddy bear!
Want you in my bed...
Want you in my bed...
Want you in my bed...
Want you in my bed...
Not the futon yet. (Not the futon yet!)
Fourteen-hundred threads!
On the doona, kid. (On the doona, kid!)
At my boudoir pad. (At my boudoir pad!)
Underneath the spreads!
Get my teddy bear...
Sporiferous lad. I've been known to exhaust.
When you're lacking in sleep, I'll gladly accost.
Squeezing in too, I'll hasten your snooze.
You're in red negligee, I'm in pantoffle shoes.
These sheets are a fine silk, covers are down.
To sleep, getting tired out is the way I know how.
Wanna try not to wake, it'll fluster your sleep.
Jump into bed and we can count sheep.
(Jump into bed and we can count sheep!)
Hop into my bed. (Hop into my bed!)
Not the futon yet. (Not the futon yet!)
Fourteen-hundred threads!
On the doona, kid. (On the doona, kid!)
At my boudoir pad. (At my boudoir pad!)
Underneath the spreads!
Miss might get nightmares!
(Bedwear!)
Get my teddy bear!
(Want you in my bed, want you in my bed!)
*insomnia solo*
When your folds twist up and your covers are hot,
It may be too small, so get outta your cot.
If you lie there awake, with the world on your brain,
Head on down to my place, get exhausted again.
Girl, my covers aren't so furry, ya see,
And my Sealy just purrs when you're sleeping with me.
For a five minute nap, or for hours on end,
Come and dive in my bed. I'll tire you out, my friend!
Hop into my bed. (Hop into my bed!)
Not the futon yet. (Not the futon yet!)
Fourteen-hundred threads!
On the doona, kid. (On the doona, kid!)
At my boudoir pad. (At my boudoir pad!)
Underneath the spreads!
Miss might get nightmares!
(Bedwear!)
Get my teddy bear!
(Want you in my bed, want you in my bed!)
Hop into my bed, hop into my bed...
Hop into my bed, hop into my bed, hop into my bed...
Hop into my bed... in my bed...
Hop into my bed, hop into my bed.
Covers: looking pristine.
Pillows: fluffy and clean.
Visit for the night!
Mattress: look, it's a queen.
Come and slumber with me.
I'll exhaust alright!
Hop into my bed. (Hop into my bed!)
Not the futon yet. (Not the futon yet!)
Fourteen-hundred threads!
On the doona, kid. (On the doona, kid!)
At my boudoir pad. (At my boudoir pad!)
Underneath the spreads!
Miss might get nightmares!
(Bedwear!)
Get my teddy bear!
Want you in my bed...
Want you in my bed...
Want you in my bed...
Want you in my bed...
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Today, my quirky mind gives you a 544. "4 for funny?" you might ask. Well, it didn't put me to sleep, but my votes depend on mood. And at the moment, I'm not really feeling t. A. T. u. (pretty cool new video they got, though) or at least the feel to "All The Things She Said" to match with the content of this spoof. (pretty vague, huh?) But this comment is already making you snore, so I'll stop. I loved the "insomnia solo." :-)
Loved this! Great job on an OS I would NEVER attempt...555
This was great!!
well done, Luke - gotta see that video now - 555
quality!
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