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Song Parodies -> "Hired A Sniper"
Original Song Title:
"Survivor"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Destiny's Child
Parody Song Title:
"Hired A Sniper"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
All this talk of an AmIRight political party has ol' George Bush worried, so this is his course of action against a potentially competent government...
How'd we allow AmIRight to make a party?
The thought of all these geeks in office just alarms us.
A political joke, their new reforms seem kitcher.
The government is mad enough, stay out of congress!
The country will be thrown in chaos, no apprisal.
Who wants guys on welfare to learn to take an order?
Who wants to try investing funds in homeless children?
Who wants a government that's smart and vaudevillian?
Hired a sniper! (Shot!) Pop you new members! (Pop!)
'Til you fools stop your running for office. (Stop!)
Rivals, get snipered! (Shot!) Die, you new statesmen! (Pop!)
Vote AmIRight? Not without bribing!
You would not deceive your people for invasion.
No propaganda weaved about on television.
I bet you couldn't blast your rivals with assassins.
You AmIRights would try to help out and be giving.
Bet you guys would rule the country and be on top.
Give a speech in public without talking compost.
AmIRight would help construct a new future.
That's why a career in government don't suit ya!!!
Hired a sniper! (Shot!) Pop you new members! (Pop!)
'Til you fools stop your running for office. (Stop!)
Rivals, get snipered! (Shot!) Die, you new statesmen! (Pop!)
Vote AmIRight? Not without bribing!
I'm friggin' really pressed,
Dang this new contest!
Cuz you protest, detest,
And top my government!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
Sniper will cap you new adversaries!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
Die, AmIRight members, cuz you challenge me!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
Cuz you pose great hazard til he intervenes!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
I'm not gonna compromise my bliss presidency!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
Mr Sniper pops missiles straight into your head.
Cuz my government is scared o' you chaps!
Hired a sniper! (Shot!) Pop you new members! (Pop!)
'Til you fools stop your running for office. (Stop!)
Rivals, get snipered! (Shot!) Die, you new statesmen! (Pop!)
Vote AmIRight? Not without bribing!
Dooon't.
Dooon't.
Dooon't.
Dooon't.
Blastin' all of you running for congress.
Keeps me president!
Because my power means the government wins.
No-brainer verity!
Hired a sniper! (Shot!) Pop you new members! (Pop!)
'Til you fools stop your running for office. (Stop!)
Rivals, get snipered! (Shot!) Die, you new statesmen! (Pop!)
Vote AmIRight? Not without bribing!
The thought of all these geeks in office just alarms us.
A political joke, their new reforms seem kitcher.
The government is mad enough, stay out of congress!
The country will be thrown in chaos, no apprisal.
Who wants guys on welfare to learn to take an order?
Who wants to try investing funds in homeless children?
Who wants a government that's smart and vaudevillian?
Hired a sniper! (Shot!) Pop you new members! (Pop!)
'Til you fools stop your running for office. (Stop!)
Rivals, get snipered! (Shot!) Die, you new statesmen! (Pop!)
Vote AmIRight? Not without bribing!
You would not deceive your people for invasion.
No propaganda weaved about on television.
I bet you couldn't blast your rivals with assassins.
You AmIRights would try to help out and be giving.
Bet you guys would rule the country and be on top.
Give a speech in public without talking compost.
AmIRight would help construct a new future.
That's why a career in government don't suit ya!!!
Hired a sniper! (Shot!) Pop you new members! (Pop!)
'Til you fools stop your running for office. (Stop!)
Rivals, get snipered! (Shot!) Die, you new statesmen! (Pop!)
Vote AmIRight? Not without bribing!
I'm friggin' really pressed,
Dang this new contest!
Cuz you protest, detest,
And top my government!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
Sniper will cap you new adversaries!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
Die, AmIRight members, cuz you challenge me!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
Cuz you pose great hazard til he intervenes!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
I'm not gonna compromise my bliss presidency!
(You'll spatter and splat.)
Mr Sniper pops missiles straight into your head.
Cuz my government is scared o' you chaps!
Hired a sniper! (Shot!) Pop you new members! (Pop!)
'Til you fools stop your running for office. (Stop!)
Rivals, get snipered! (Shot!) Die, you new statesmen! (Pop!)
Vote AmIRight? Not without bribing!
Dooon't.
Dooon't.
Dooon't.
Dooon't.
Blastin' all of you running for congress.
Keeps me president!
Because my power means the government wins.
No-brainer verity!
Hired a sniper! (Shot!) Pop you new members! (Pop!)
'Til you fools stop your running for office. (Stop!)
Rivals, get snipered! (Shot!) Die, you new statesmen! (Pop!)
Vote AmIRight? Not without bribing!
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Some of the choruses on TOS are sang twice in places, but I suppose I can excuse you if you've used lyrics searched on the net (pile). 444
LOL!!! Oh, that was the best thing I've ever read!!! 5-5-5 baby, this has gotta be the most ingenius...
What, you mean there's a PARODY under the initial comment??!
MARRY ME!!!!
What, you mean there's a PARODY under the initial comment??!
MARRY ME!!!!
I hate you.
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
It wasn't brilliant enough to tempt me to spend the rest of my life with you Luke, like Emi, but it was very good nevertheless
(so I guess that means I don't get a kiss) - 555
(so I guess that means I don't get a kiss) - 555
I am indifferent towards you.
Let's shake hands.
Let's shake hands.
well, considering "indifferent" is a step UP from "hate", you had me nervous about what your following sentence would be for a sec
Oh, it's only the people I like who are in trouble.
phew!.......................................................er, wait a minute!
Luke Brattoni....Amiright Party's Chief Whip and Executive Assassin! Well done, dude...555
Slightly of the "telling your policies" topics but I'll shoot you my votes anyway.
Come on! No intelligent world leader would order preemptive strikes on others based on unsubstantiated rumors! (Take it away, Michaelopedia...)
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