Severed wit, worst pace.
I won't report the stream,
Of rants Jake injected,
In my suckful 'clever' theme.

Featured hating, see.
I fared depraving thee.
I was so lame in my plight
To be candid, WasNotRight.

The next day I bite my tongue against my censure.
Can't Jake rehearse his next attack caref'lly?

Was a bastard, Bratto-Ralph.
Won't you forgive me? Try to groan, worst parody.
It's bad when jokes destroy good health.
Not yestlicating.
Don't want to peeve my friends, they're sore.
My parodies will not offend.

OJ scolds me, thought he was just cut.
I re-read the page. The parody was smut.
Tried to be a joker, to slam you with cheer.
I wrote dirty. It did taint me.

So brothers, love ya, won't you acquit my crude, dumb song?
I pray my ex-wife will thump me sense!

Was a bastard, Bratto-Ralph.
Won't you forgive me? Try to groan, worst parody.
It's bad when jokes destroy good health.
Not yestlicating.
Don't want to peeve my friends, they're sore.
My parodies will not offend.