Song Parodies -> "Chucky G"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky Me"

Original Performer:

Bachelor Girl

Parody Song Title:

"Chucky G"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

A tribute to the almighty tyrant of this site: why he censors our crappy work and more importantly a pat on the back for allowing certain 'crude' or 'incessantly
huge' of mine go through. Plus: a bonus insight into the private life of this
AmiRight king. PS. I tanty at this terrible pacing!

I've got this net tyrant who calls my stuff so lame, he wants it right.
He will crunch up my prose and my other lines that may shame out his site.
I make a blooper joke and he gets enraged like a snake or child clutching an uzi.
AmIRight for he, with my little poor satires, must this guy just jeer at me?

Chucky G, Chucky G!
Guy makes clever singing a droll, snide world. A pearl of clever deeds.
Chucky G! (Chucky, Chucky, gives us jollies.)

Guy's got some jade gear, he's a bad and flirtable maid like 'that gal'.
Got a white blouse in the cupboard, with swell bangles. Got favours to sell.
He lets my vulgar slips go past under fear of boredom
and my gutter buddies rent TJ.
Cuz my jokes would flop, be buried,
By stopping shouts of 'tampons that seep blood on your knee.'

Chucky G, Chucky G!
Why take wicked things in a ball, hide well and smell of crap PC?
Chucky G! (Chucky, Chucky, loves crudity.)
Chucky G, Chucky G!
Guy makes clever singing a droll, snide world. A pearl of clever deeds.
Chucky G! (Chucky, Chucky, lives on folly.)

Why think my manner is so bare and listless?
Live it all my girls and boys! And shut up, I don't care...
Some stuck-up brat writes that my sour jests sing out racist? Oy!
Friend, I often love to talk with white guys everywhere!

Well I've got vile spam from grouchies.
Planned wife with my mismatched song,
My best and funny friend on the internet: rightly clever on his throne!
I've got just enough cash to pay for grot attacks, yet not the guts to spit on Rob.
But this cool old king will have it, I bet. Buy Maya's jest with my wads!

Chucky G, Chucky G!
Why take wicked things in a ball, hide well and smell of crap PC?
Chucky G! (Chucky, Chucky, loves crudity.)
Chucky G, Chucky G!
Guy makes clever singing a droll, snide world. A pearl of clever deeds.
Chucky G! (Chucky, Chucky, lives on folly.)
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EmiLoca - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but some obvious hard work put into this one. Bad and flirtable maid? Well, that's a mental image I'd rather not recall again.

Tibbygirl - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

see, I came here, and I noticed that you had an average of one on this parody. DKTOS either, but I agree with Emi......anyway here's a couple fives to raise the average, and a four for good taste. Nice writing.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, 3 guesses who gave me all ones. A subtle clue: his name is TJ Spindler and he gave me all ones.

T.J. Spindler - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Actually, I haven't voted for this one. I really don't care anymore how you try to insult me. Hey, some of the insults are kind of funny. Thanks for the laugh, tj out

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Ergh. All of this newfound comraderie is making me feel weird. Like that episode where Bart befriends Principal Skinner. I bet this is all a Cartman-esque charade where T.J. will pull off his happy mask and cackle to the lightning-rent skies "I fooled you! I FOOLED YOU ALL!"

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