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Song Parodies -> "Perverted"
Original Song Title:
"Circus"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Perverted"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
[VERSE 1]
I give a lewd vibe that creeps out boys and girls
Circle my minivan at a fun park to perve
Then maybe give an open-my-coat kind of twirl
Hop in my backseat, I’ve got Starbursts
(Yum!)
I smile and wink, seedy to all young tots
(Stole the cots!)
Chase tykes like Michael Jackson, I’ll take the lot
Once I get on parole…
[HOOK]
Doctors say I’m mentally proven as insane
Shorts tight, horny, flirt with widows at wakes
Hitting on your mama, it don’t matter her age
Vidi, vici, veni: I saw, conquered, then came
[CHORUS]
Bug-eyes on me
When I enter an ice rink
Cold shirts make curves fit
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Gave a smack and grip
To your old grandmother’s hip
Watch how she works it!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
My standing crotch tends to
Horrify when I want it to woo
Hairy palms start to grow
Cuz I wank my hands raw
I’m rather fervent!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
UH. UH. UH.
UHH! UHH! UHHH!
[VERSE 2]
I asked you to wipe up my derriere
You ran and rang police
From buns that were bared
I’ll raid the laundry of intensive care
To sniff that white… wet…
*kersplot*
Underwear
Drink-spiking cheerleaders
In halter tops
(Call the cops!)
Watch high school choir practice
Whilst jerking off
Clapping one-hand… bravo!
[HOOK]
I’m stirring some sedatives into your champagne
Scotch-Brite fingerprints, then fetch more duct tape
You’re soon in a coma, romance starts in a cage
Set up the video cam with us in frame
[CHORUS]
Got files on me
From the centre to the clink
I’m one disturbed twit
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Find your back unzipped
Soon your bra will be unclipped
My, what superb tits!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
I’ll stand there watching you
Follow you from the spa to the loo
Everywhere that I go
I will take my pants off
Cuz I’m perverted!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
UH. UH. UH.
UHH! UHH!
Trenchcoat.
[INTERLUDE]
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Watching pandas at the zoo
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
I’m loving this
(Lift- lift-lifting your skirt up!)
Uh… I like your butt
(I’m- I’m- I’m perverted!)
[CHORUS]
Disguise on me
When I go to see N*sync
And frot with church chicks
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Watching actors strip
Dressing rooms of nipple slips
Peep through the curtains
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Don’t stand there judging me
Surely you grope the handicapped, too?
Looking into windows
Soon I’m back in damn court
I’m just observant!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
[CHORUS REPEAT]
Got files on me
From the centre to the clink
I’m one disturbed twit
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Find your back unzipped
Soon your bra will be unclipped
My, what superb tits!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
I’ll stand there watching you
Follow you from the spa to the loo
Everywhere that I go
I will take my pants off
Cuz I’m perverted!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
I give a lewd vibe that creeps out boys and girls
Circle my minivan at a fun park to perve
Then maybe give an open-my-coat kind of twirl
Hop in my backseat, I’ve got Starbursts
(Yum!)
I smile and wink, seedy to all young tots
(Stole the cots!)
Chase tykes like Michael Jackson, I’ll take the lot
Once I get on parole…
[HOOK]
Doctors say I’m mentally proven as insane
Shorts tight, horny, flirt with widows at wakes
Hitting on your mama, it don’t matter her age
Vidi, vici, veni: I saw, conquered, then came
[CHORUS]
Bug-eyes on me
When I enter an ice rink
Cold shirts make curves fit
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Gave a smack and grip
To your old grandmother’s hip
Watch how she works it!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
My standing crotch tends to
Horrify when I want it to woo
Hairy palms start to grow
Cuz I wank my hands raw
I’m rather fervent!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
UH. UH. UH.
UHH! UHH! UHHH!
[VERSE 2]
I asked you to wipe up my derriere
You ran and rang police
From buns that were bared
I’ll raid the laundry of intensive care
To sniff that white… wet…
*kersplot*
Underwear
Drink-spiking cheerleaders
In halter tops
(Call the cops!)
Watch high school choir practice
Whilst jerking off
Clapping one-hand… bravo!
[HOOK]
I’m stirring some sedatives into your champagne
Scotch-Brite fingerprints, then fetch more duct tape
You’re soon in a coma, romance starts in a cage
Set up the video cam with us in frame
[CHORUS]
Got files on me
From the centre to the clink
I’m one disturbed twit
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Find your back unzipped
Soon your bra will be unclipped
My, what superb tits!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
I’ll stand there watching you
Follow you from the spa to the loo
Everywhere that I go
I will take my pants off
Cuz I’m perverted!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
UH. UH. UH.
UHH! UHH!
Trenchcoat.
[INTERLUDE]
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Watching pandas at the zoo
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
I’m loving this
(Lift- lift-lifting your skirt up!)
Uh… I like your butt
(I’m- I’m- I’m perverted!)
[CHORUS]
Disguise on me
When I go to see N*sync
And frot with church chicks
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Watching actors strip
Dressing rooms of nipple slips
Peep through the curtains
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Don’t stand there judging me
Surely you grope the handicapped, too?
Looking into windows
Soon I’m back in damn court
I’m just observant!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
[CHORUS REPEAT]
Got files on me
From the centre to the clink
I’m one disturbed twit
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
Find your back unzipped
Soon your bra will be unclipped
My, what superb tits!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
I’ll stand there watching you
Follow you from the spa to the loo
Everywhere that I go
I will take my pants off
Cuz I’m perverted!
(Uh, uh, uh-huh uh-huh)
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Wow, talk about a ghost from the past! JAR/LB, how TF are ya? ... and where are all the votes and comments? DKTOS, but this was a riotous send-up, right up my alley. I see you've gone from a passion for feminine rhyming to a passion for perverted rhyming , as discussed here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/marypoppins12.shtml :) Suits me, especially using the famous J. Caesar parody as was used there -- perverted minds think alike.
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Nice...I spent the first few verses wondering if Britney's voice was really that creepy, then realized it wasn't her. Guess I have to listen to more of the new album now too :)
Your autobiographical pieces never fail to inspire. *installs camera underneath panda toilet seat*
SOTM - DKTOS but kinda creepy in a funny sort of way.
(SOTM) Jakers, you are an artist of the highest calibre and the lowest moral fiber, and I love it.
Worked perfectly to a Britney Spears song, seeing that a lot of people who watch her videos are perverted. Some of the lines in here go from whoa to super-whoa, like the line about groping the handicapped. You're one sick puppy Luke, and I love it.
(SOTM) It was tough to keep up with TOS while reading this parody, and I must commend you for tackling a seemingly unspoofable Britney Spears song.
This looks like the toughest Brit song to spoof since Me Against the Music. I loved the perverted lyrics, the concept, the title sub... what's not to like about this parody? 555
Been there, done that, got the jail tattoos and the restraining orders to prove it... LOL! :-)
(SOTM) I decided to be a repeat offender and check this out again. TMGLTM, once again. And its funny to think about how many words Britney can sing per minute! Rapid singing like that would probably leave me tongue-tied. I liked the lines about Starburst and Michael Jackson. I loved the alternate choruses. More fives to you. :)
Haha, well I have many a stack of rap that is twice as fast. :P http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZpG99DZkE
Indeed
(SOTM) And here I was thinking it was gonna be about Britney. Ah, this was a lot better - and a whole lot creepier. 555 and a bucket of Brain Bleach.
(SOTM) some of your subs were inspired Luke - "superb tits" for "circus" and "Trenchcoat" for "Let's Go" - lol - and gee you managed to get right inside the mind of a pervert amazingly convincingly - what a pro! - 555
Lord Lucca, this is hilariously insane . . . but groping the handicapped ? ??
(SOTM) Now I've heard the OS, and I enjoy it even more. Nice!
(SOTM) Stu caugh what I would like to say. . tough song you took on too, This song is so insanely odd (original) and it seems Britney's songs are getting more and more that way each album she does, a diserving target.
SOTM - Man, do I hate Britney Spears "music." This was pretty funny stuff, particularly the "vidi vici veni" line.
Luke - This really puts the "pee" in perverted. Over the top and under the bottom. Brilliant!
As far as Britney bashes go...this was one of the best...and most severe
*kersplot* "...he he...
*kersplot* "...he he...
This is not new information to us, Luke! ;) Great work on a crappy OS. Fav lines were the last two in the first two verses.
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