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Song Parodies -> "Stinging Bees"
Original Song Title:
"Ring Of Keys"
Original Performer:
Fun Home
Parody Song Title:
"Stinging Bees"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
[The window opened with a burst
And these hornets and drones all just flocked in
They were all flittering, swarming
They came in and I ran straight for my bandages
But they were just too much]
Humming just came in the door
A thriving hive, the perfect swarm
I squeal… I squeal…
With black stripes around their bum
Wild vicious pricks, ice heals my numb
White weals
Like daggers from their rear-end
Frenzy pheromones I’m fearing
I’m caught here as they puncture me
Now my face is huge
Hear my screams, ow owww
These stinging bees!
I wonder what brought them along
I guess my cologne is just too strong
Hey get… off…
Ow, don’t!
My hair smells so sweetly today
Guess I shouldn’t have worn floral patterns, eh
Aie! Argh!
I stagger and I’m swearing
That damned Mozart tune is blaring
I’m covered in these bumblebees
Like a giant suit
Grab the tweezers, owww
These stinging bees!
Needles stuck to wings that can flyyy
Grab me a garden net
Many times my flesh is stung
I need to use a spray
No, I mean… handgun!
My Magnum gets a-firing
All the wasps and hornets dying
The crosshairs on my .303
As I aim and shoot
Sweet relief, ohhh
From stinging bees!
I’ll mow you… I’ll mow you… I’ll mow you
And these hornets and drones all just flocked in
They were all flittering, swarming
They came in and I ran straight for my bandages
But they were just too much]
Humming just came in the door
A thriving hive, the perfect swarm
I squeal… I squeal…
With black stripes around their bum
Wild vicious pricks, ice heals my numb
White weals
Like daggers from their rear-end
Frenzy pheromones I’m fearing
I’m caught here as they puncture me
Now my face is huge
Hear my screams, ow owww
These stinging bees!
I wonder what brought them along
I guess my cologne is just too strong
Hey get… off…
Ow, don’t!
My hair smells so sweetly today
Guess I shouldn’t have worn floral patterns, eh
Aie! Argh!
I stagger and I’m swearing
That damned Mozart tune is blaring
I’m covered in these bumblebees
Like a giant suit
Grab the tweezers, owww
These stinging bees!
Needles stuck to wings that can flyyy
Grab me a garden net
Many times my flesh is stung
I need to use a spray
No, I mean… handgun!
My Magnum gets a-firing
All the wasps and hornets dying
The crosshairs on my .303
As I aim and shoot
Sweet relief, ohhh
From stinging bees!
I’ll mow you… I’ll mow you… I’ll mow you
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I'd give this parody a B maybe a B+ Well done and a strange song I never heard before
What's all this buzz concerning this parody? 5-5-5
I've been stung 555 times!
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