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Song Parodies -> "Ginger Ladies (Put A Wig On It)"
Original Song Title:
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Original Performer:
Beyonce
Parody Song Title:
"Ginger Ladies (Put A Wig On It)"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJFWH8vxcg
All the ginger ladies
With orange for shadin’
It’s the tinge I’m hatin’
Awful pigmentation
Every inch of braidin’
Plus that fringe mutation
Makes me cringe at frayed ends
The Fanta Pants club!
Chop off your mop
Carrot top
Deserving my belittling
These scissors will snip
Cuz girl, you gotta clip
All those scarlet-coloured
Curls and rings
Go get a trim
I’m begging, please
Don’t buy more ruddy extensions
Just dye your hair
Or shave it bare
That’s public courtesy
Hair igniting up your shoulders? Cut it quick, barber
Fighting fire with hot water and a Schick cutter
We’ll be glad once your mullet is less scarlet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Chunks we spew
Ew ew eww ew ew
Eww ew ew eww
Your hairdo
Ew ew eww ew ew
Eww ew ew eww
Every stylist says you oughta let a Mig bomb it
At the sight of you we swallow down our sick vomit
Get you clad in a three-foot-thick bonnet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
We just want to get rid
Of damned gingerkids
Cuz their white skin and red hair is obscene
Freckled up
Zinc getting rubbed
Plus their hairdressers need shrinks
With braids coloured crimson
“Dye it, titian!”
Shampoo it and then condition
From UV you spurn
Half-hour and you’re burnt
Unappealing, peeling Vitamin D
Hair igniting up your shoulders? Cut it quick, barber
Fighting fire with hot water and a Schick cutter
We’ll be glad once your mullet is less scarlet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Bright red glow?
Oh oh ohhh oh oh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Grab a hose
Oh oh ohhh oh oh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Every stylist says you oughta let a Mig bomb it
At the sight of you we swallow down our sick vomit
Get you clad in a three-foot-thick bonnet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Let it grow?
No no nooo no no
Nooo no no nooo
Gingerfro?
No no nooo no no
Nooo no no nooo
Growth
Freaky coloured rings, locks and curls
It makes me want to hurl
That fuzzy burgundy fur
It’s a ginger curse
Curtains match the drapes? Eep
So cranky
They’re so angry
All those ranga peeps
It’s a danger being around
Hair so gingerly done
There’s copper in your comb
Alopecia I’d condone
Reddy or not, here they come
All the ginger ladies
With oranger shadin’
It’s the tinge I’m hatin’
Awful pigmentation
And that fringe mutation
Makes me cringe at frayed ends
Every inch of braidin’
The Fanta Pants club!
Chunks we spew
Ew ew eww ew ew
Eww ew ew eww
Your hairdo
Ew ew eww ew ew
Eww ew ew eww
Hair igniting up your shoulders? Cut it quick, barber
Fighting fire with hot water and a Schick cutter
We’ll be glad once your mullet is less scarlet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Every stylist says you oughta let a Mig bomb it
At the sight of you we swallow down our sick vomit
Get you clad in a three-foot-thick bonnet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Cut that, yo
With orange for shadin’
It’s the tinge I’m hatin’
Awful pigmentation
Every inch of braidin’
Plus that fringe mutation
Makes me cringe at frayed ends
The Fanta Pants club!
Chop off your mop
Carrot top
Deserving my belittling
These scissors will snip
Cuz girl, you gotta clip
All those scarlet-coloured
Curls and rings
Go get a trim
I’m begging, please
Don’t buy more ruddy extensions
Just dye your hair
Or shave it bare
That’s public courtesy
Hair igniting up your shoulders? Cut it quick, barber
Fighting fire with hot water and a Schick cutter
We’ll be glad once your mullet is less scarlet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Chunks we spew
Ew ew eww ew ew
Eww ew ew eww
Your hairdo
Ew ew eww ew ew
Eww ew ew eww
Every stylist says you oughta let a Mig bomb it
At the sight of you we swallow down our sick vomit
Get you clad in a three-foot-thick bonnet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
We just want to get rid
Of damned gingerkids
Cuz their white skin and red hair is obscene
Freckled up
Zinc getting rubbed
Plus their hairdressers need shrinks
With braids coloured crimson
“Dye it, titian!”
Shampoo it and then condition
From UV you spurn
Half-hour and you’re burnt
Unappealing, peeling Vitamin D
Hair igniting up your shoulders? Cut it quick, barber
Fighting fire with hot water and a Schick cutter
We’ll be glad once your mullet is less scarlet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Bright red glow?
Oh oh ohhh oh oh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Grab a hose
Oh oh ohhh oh oh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Every stylist says you oughta let a Mig bomb it
At the sight of you we swallow down our sick vomit
Get you clad in a three-foot-thick bonnet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Let it grow?
No no nooo no no
Nooo no no nooo
Gingerfro?
No no nooo no no
Nooo no no nooo
Growth
Freaky coloured rings, locks and curls
It makes me want to hurl
That fuzzy burgundy fur
It’s a ginger curse
Curtains match the drapes? Eep
So cranky
They’re so angry
All those ranga peeps
It’s a danger being around
Hair so gingerly done
There’s copper in your comb
Alopecia I’d condone
Reddy or not, here they come
All the ginger ladies
With oranger shadin’
It’s the tinge I’m hatin’
Awful pigmentation
And that fringe mutation
Makes me cringe at frayed ends
Every inch of braidin’
The Fanta Pants club!
Chunks we spew
Ew ew eww ew ew
Eww ew ew eww
Your hairdo
Ew ew eww ew ew
Eww ew ew eww
Hair igniting up your shoulders? Cut it quick, barber
Fighting fire with hot water and a Schick cutter
We’ll be glad once your mullet is less scarlet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Every stylist says you oughta let a Mig bomb it
At the sight of you we swallow down our sick vomit
Get you clad in a three-foot-thick bonnet
It’s so frightening that you gotta put a wig on it
Cut that, yo
Rangas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLvpzzjs-NE
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As a natural curly-haired redhead, I found this to be HIGHLY offensive, although the pacing was excellent.
Gee... didn't anybody tell you not to *&$# off a redhead?? C'mon!
Jeez, loosen up! It's not like this is the person's real opinion! I think it's hilarious AND I think ginger hair is beautiful. You can't deny it's brilliant. -H
I'm dating a redhead, by the way. This was for her. :P
I thought it stunk. It doesn't offend me as I am a redhead but I didn't care much for the pace or lyrics. To be honest It's quite ugly. Maybe if I heard it with a beat it might be better, but to be honest its a disappointment to parodies. Aside from that I do get tired of all the people that make fun of redheads, it gets kind of old.
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