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Song Parodies -> "Contagious"
Original Song Title:
"Outrageous"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Contagious"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?
Sick. Is it cor-on-a-ry?
Got this swelling face, you see.
It's gout time, no spit excretes.
White blood cells a-pale to me.
Fever pains, cooked gametes.
Mumps gave me coma. Oh, my plasma won't replete.
Hotter than tabascoed lava heat.
Just give me more Vicodin. (Woah! Falalaa, falalaa!)
E. coli of the rear.
Temp-check via my derriere.
Stench gross, if you're under there.
Whoops, it's time for seizure! I'm...
Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?
This devouring disease.
Hawking phlegm in misery.
Abscesses all chan-cr-ous.
Left armpit is cancerous.
Eight drips, an anal probe.
Wince as they peep up my potty robes.
It's time to drop and bougie, I suppose.
Cold hands? About to shiver. UP YA! (Argh! Arghahhahh, arghahhahh!)
CPR! Voltage, clear!
I puke cuz I'm all clammy here.
Blanching is my new career.
Lebs go 'Full sick, bro!" I'm...
Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?
I bought gonnorrhea cream.
Need a pacemaker or three.
It looks bleak for sure!
I'm bloody! Ooze!
My hypertension inflames.
My cough is oh-so whooping.
They diagnosed it...
HYPCHONDRIA?!
Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?
Sick. Is it cor-on-a-ry?
Got this swelling face, you see.
It's gout time, no spit excretes.
White blood cells a-pale to me.
Fever pains, cooked gametes.
Mumps gave me coma. Oh, my plasma won't replete.
Hotter than tabascoed lava heat.
Just give me more Vicodin. (Woah! Falalaa, falalaa!)
E. coli of the rear.
Temp-check via my derriere.
Stench gross, if you're under there.
Whoops, it's time for seizure! I'm...
Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?
This devouring disease.
Hawking phlegm in misery.
Abscesses all chan-cr-ous.
Left armpit is cancerous.
Eight drips, an anal probe.
Wince as they peep up my potty robes.
It's time to drop and bougie, I suppose.
Cold hands? About to shiver. UP YA! (Argh! Arghahhahh, arghahhahh!)
CPR! Voltage, clear!
I puke cuz I'm all clammy here.
Blanching is my new career.
Lebs go 'Full sick, bro!" I'm...
Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?
I bought gonnorrhea cream.
Need a pacemaker or three.
It looks bleak for sure!
I'm bloody! Ooze!
My hypertension inflames.
My cough is oh-so whooping.
They diagnosed it...
HYPCHONDRIA?!
Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?
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This song is just disgusting!!! Really, really, really bad!!!!
That is... the point. Give it 1s for Humor or Overall if you want but I put way too much effort into whacking as much feminine and internal rhyming into my parodies to stand for a 1 on Pacing.
(SOTM) This is outrageous. Er, no that was the OS but it's still outfrickinrageous. Well done.
DKTOS, but it's certainly gross enough to be a Brattoni original. I'll learn the OS before I vote. The girl I'm currently hitting on incessantly (well, the girl I actually know, not Emi; there's no need to be threatened, Luke) is a huge Britney fan, so I'll ask her about it.
(SOTM) Infectious humor!
(SOTM) You are getting too gross--even for me. An admirable 545.
(SOTM) I wouldn't touch this one with a ten foot pole! ;)
(SOTM) :D You're in bad shape! (not the parody)
(SOTM) - are you sure this is yours Luke? (doesn't sound like you) - outrageous wordplay as usual - 555
(SOTM) Disgustingly riotous....555
(SOTM) Riotously disgusting!
(SOTM) This was just plain wrong.
The title actually crossed my mind in the past. Good thing I won't have to touch that one now =)
Ew. Clever as usual though.
I thought I had fallen ill with hypochondria once, but it turned out I was only imagining it...
DKTOSOTM I enjoyed the grossness of this though. Right up my alley.
Dude, you have issues. (Get it? Issues?) I can't believe you made me download that freaking OS. Your replacement lyrics are a huge step in the right direction. A huge, squishy, slippery step.
(SOTM) Love the picture you got for your Google Ad. Fun Read. 5's
SOTM--I don't know if it's a coincidence, but at the close of this parody, I began to itch all over. Where's the calamine lotion?
Thanks Guy. Charlie, (how huge is she? Oh, right. 'Eye of the beholder...') Rex, Agrimorfee, Melhi (How about with a 'surgical two-by-four?) Adagio, Stuart (You got me, I simply grossened-out one from WhatFreaks) Rick C, Johnny D (LOL) Scathe (Plainly!) Jeff (Just wear gloves) Claude, K1chyd (re-LOL) Mike Armstrong (you did say 'alley', right?) Spaff (Yeah. I got it. (Get it? Got it?) Never mind...) Tim (I got kicked out of the library for the pics on Spaff's entry!) and Arwen (sounds like a great idea for Kylie Minogue's 'Locomotion'.)
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