Song Parodies -> "Jake Stuffed"

Original Song Title:

"Break Stuff"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Jake Stuffed"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

I had no 'J' s in my parody list, so quickly wrote out this one in time for the 'J' section
of the ABCs comp.

I just wanted some 'J's, cause I had none o' them songs.
Clever list of songs, but it isn't long.
My slow progress got 'I', but skipped past the 'J's, oh my.
Flippin' hell, I'm fed up.

Assume my songs lack in simple things: syntax?
3 fives is just darn wack.
My worst yet is a 'J' today, rather stuffed up.
I just wanted some 'J's!

[Chorus:]
I yell and shout that these get threes for poor Jake.
I quickly wrote a 'J', deadline today.

Earned a prize-giving, waddayou say?
I'm scrawling out a piece of greasy mulch, mate.
It's stinky, rather gay, f***ing decayed-junk?
Ho-hum, it's Jake's 'J'.

I just wanted some 'J's, rolling out a lame tune.
Worst one made in June, give it ones, leave soon.
Am-Right gets a crazy track from Bratto-Ralph,
That hack! This guy's joking about toe jam.
'J' by this sicko? You must clicko,
Six, a five and one zero.
My worst yet is a 'J' today, rather stuffed up.

I just wanted some 'J's!

[Chorus]

I need to quit... my sad pestering, you attempt resistance
With site shields and page earmuffs!
We all need to quit, mutilating fine wit.
Weirdoes love burlesquers, like salt and pepper.

My hopeless jokes are wacked from brain rot.
I'm an insane tot.
And if my 'J' keeps lowerin' in trait, I must fight,
Jake's stuffing-up plight.

I'm cracked from brain rot.
Songs: inane, I jot.
And if my 'J' keeps lowerin' in trait, I must fight,
Jake's stuffing-up plight.

Wit slack from brain rot. What?!
From brain rot. Pot?!
I rather-suck from brain rot. Not?!

Ho-hum, it's Jake's 'J'.

[Chorus]

Give me substance here, Jake.
Give me substance here, Jake.
Give me substance here, Jake.
How 'bout a better 'J'?

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Bob O'Mara - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice idea. Clever lyrics, good enough to sing to. I'll give you credit where it is due. Good job.

kylie connors_chick@hotmail.com - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment

didnyt like it sorry

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks all, it really was a last minute rush job so I didn't check if the pacing fit or anything. I just.... wanted some Js'.

Jeff Reuben - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment

You get points for effort, and for getting this into the contest. Not too bad, actually.

Spaff.com - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Sorry, Ralphing Luke, but I know very little Limp Bizkit. But you've inspired me to step outside and roll myself a J.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff and Spaff. Now if only Biff, Cuff and and Toff came along we'd have a right ol' assonance party!!!

John Jenkins - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

I don't know Limp Bizkit either, but this parody seems worthy of giving the other parodies a run for their money in the ABC competition. I liked the "insane tot" line.

Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Mercenary, manipulative, and most marvelously magnificent. The line "My hopeless jokes are wacked from brain rot" alone was worth the price of admission! LOL!

martha - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

great idea for a last minute entry ....some very off the wall lines here !

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks John, John and Jo-err, martha. Indeed, the writing's on the wall and this is hardly classified as 'writing'! ;)

pre-wipe tally - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Pacing: 2 fours, 3 fives
How funny: 2 fours, 3 fives
Overall: 2 fours, 3 fives

TheHeartlessOne - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment

you suck, it was terrible, and it should be a crime to make something this crappy

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