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Song Parodies -> "Eminemity"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Summer Magic

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Funnily enough, the original lyrics are far more humorous than anything I could write.
You must hawk, Eminem.
Shock, Eminem.
Curse dirty words, Eminem.
Shoot off lines of damn profanity.
That stuff's very ill 'n' dope.
If you want to rap for dough!

Chant, Eminem.
Rant, Eminem.
Despite you're white, Eminem.
Implement more crass vulgarity.
Make sure you don't drop the soap
If you want to rap ghetto!

Add in lots of mocking.
Fans adore good piss-takes.
Brag, but not too proudly. (I suck!)
Just hurl abuse and yell at folk.
Be Shady, man.
Act criminal.
Spin some rhymes, then hold your genitals!
Hurl abuse, be uncouth,
Dye your hair, dude.

You must mock, Eminem.
Cuss, Eminem.
Stir up that dust, Eminem.
Dramatise street-credibility.
Slander every girl, a ho.
Crammin' dignity,
Slammin' Kim with glee,
That's the way to rap n' flow!

Chik chikka chik!
Chik chikka chik!
Chik chikka chik chikka chik!
Chikka chikka chikka chikka chik!
Chikka chikka chikka chik!

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Total Votes: 1

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EmiLoca - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Extreme spiff, Luke! clever man. And here I thought it was yet another tribute to the REAL Em Lady...self centered? Me?

Anyway, super job. "Spin some rhymes, then hold your genitals" was excellent.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I just couldn't get the freaking song out of my head... that horrendous mid-century accent... *shudders*

'Real Em Lady'... that's earned you yet another chunk of carbon for your digits, missy.

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