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Song Parodies -> "Gormless Relatives"
Original Song Title:
"All Is Full Of Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bjork
Parody Song Title:
"Gormless Relatives"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Family get togethers, an ordeal of forced filial bonding with eccentric old coots.
Lou has liver spots.
Julie's face is hairy.
Sue brings gifts a lot.
(Too bad they're busted.)
Crazy aunts and sleaze uncles.
Loopy cousins- weirdoes!
Lazy slobs, your wheezing kinsmen.
Rued gen-et-ics...
Ghastly, mad and loud.
A horrid crowd, dude.
Gormless relatives.
Gall abounds you.
Gormless relatives!
(They must pinch your cheeks, yeah.)
Palazzo of duds!
(Their photos, got to look.)
Ravioli puffs!
(Their jaws won't shut.)
Awful woollen gloves!
(These people aren't sane!)
Gormless relatives!
Gormless relatives!
Gormless relatives!
[repeat to fade]
Julie's face is hairy.
Sue brings gifts a lot.
(Too bad they're busted.)
Crazy aunts and sleaze uncles.
Loopy cousins- weirdoes!
Lazy slobs, your wheezing kinsmen.
Rued gen-et-ics...
Ghastly, mad and loud.
A horrid crowd, dude.
Gormless relatives.
Gall abounds you.
Gormless relatives!
(They must pinch your cheeks, yeah.)
Palazzo of duds!
(Their photos, got to look.)
Ravioli puffs!
(Their jaws won't shut.)
Awful woollen gloves!
(These people aren't sane!)
Gormless relatives!
Gormless relatives!
Gormless relatives!
[repeat to fade]
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DKTOS and didn't vote but I see again that 0.shtml telling me this is a first of the song and writer. Gratz. :)
Really? How can no-one have done a Bjork before?
There should be a lot more Bjork parodies. This one's great.
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