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Song Parodies -> "Gormless Relatives"

Original Song Title:

"All Is Full Of Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Gormless Relatives"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Family get togethers, an ordeal of forced filial bonding with eccentric old coots.
Lou has liver spots.
Julie's face is hairy.
Sue brings gifts a lot.
(Too bad they're busted.)

Crazy aunts and sleaze uncles.
Loopy cousins- weirdoes!
Lazy slobs, your wheezing kinsmen.
Rued gen-et-ics...

Ghastly, mad and loud.
A horrid crowd, dude.
Gormless relatives.
Gall abounds you.

Gormless relatives!
(They must pinch your cheeks, yeah.)
Palazzo of duds!
(Their photos, got to look.)
Ravioli puffs!
(Their jaws won't shut.)
Awful woollen gloves!
(These people aren't sane!)

Gormless relatives!
Gormless relatives!
Gormless relatives!
[repeat to fade]

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 8

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Red Ant - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS and didn't vote but I see again that 0.shtml telling me this is a first of the song and writer. Gratz. :)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Really? How can no-one have done a Bjork before?
Blethar - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
There should be a lot more Bjork parodies. This one's great.

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