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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Twelve Years of Brookstone | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 2006-12-09 |
| I Phished An Url | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Parry | 2009-06-11 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Pills Dropped the Rolls From Me . | Its Still Rock & Roll To Me . | Billy Joel | No Votes | 119 | |||
| That'sa Sore A! | That's Amore! | Dean Martin | No Votes | 181 | |||
| All I Want Is Some Underwear | All I Want Is A Room Somewhere | My Fair Lady | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 1893 | |
| These Are The Truths We Turret's Guys Must Sing | These Are A Few of My Favorite Things | Sound of Music | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 213 | |
| I Am The Hairy Model For The Soloflex Gymnasium | I Am The Very Model of A Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan - Pirates of Penzance | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 246 | |
| Ladled Lice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | No Votes | 147 | |||
| How To Resolve Her Case of Diarrhea | How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria | Rodger's & Hammerstein | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 146 | |
| Some Infected C-Ring | Some Enchanted Evening | South Pacific | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 172 | |
| Go Get Dressed! | Be Our Guest! | Disney's Beauty & The Beast | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 210 | |
| I'm Mensa's Major Mastermind with IQ That's Amazing 'em | Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 299 | |
| I Ate the Wry Gay | I Did It My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 151 | |
| High Pay | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| My Favorite Mings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews - Sound of Music | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 181 | |
| Favorite Things... What Happened? | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 378 | |
| Stacy's Mom is Always in the John | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| I Am the Morose Movie Mogul | Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 379 | |
| Fatal Spice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Dreidel Heist | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Cable Splice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 139 | |
| Hate All Vice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Date Dull Guys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Trade Small Fries! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Natal Lies! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Bade HAL Bye | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 148 | |
| Natty Nymph Loves To Be Public! | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Playdoh's Nice! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 140 | |
| Pixie! | Dixie! | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Staid Old Guys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Grabel Eyes! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Edel Guise! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Idolize! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Paid Dell Twice! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Stable Guys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Fabled Thighs! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Great Tall Guys | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Hate Dull Pies! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Great ol' Wrys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Dumb Pair, Snakes and a Plane, Bro! | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Dumb Hair, Over-Combed Mane, D'oh! | Somewhere Over The Rainbow! | Judy Garland | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 138 | |
| Sunned Bare, Overdone Flamed Hose! | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Edelwife | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Have You Flown Some In Fright? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 191 | |
| Chap That Drew A Jew Boo! | Chattanooga Choo Choo! | Glen Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 959 | |
| Unerectable! | Unforgettable! | Nat King Cole and Natalie Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| When You Switch A `Don' And `Tar' | When You Wish Upon A Star | Jiminey Cricket in Disney's Pinnochio | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 226 | |
| Return To Mend Her | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Come Spy With Me! | Come Fly With Me! | Frank Sinatra/Michael Bubble | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Me And My Crack Ho! | Me And My Shadow! | Frank Sinatra / Sammy Davis, Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| I Get No Clicks Out Of Ewes! | I Get A Kick Out Of You! | Frank Sinatra / Cole Porter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| D'Oh-Ray-Me! | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews / Sound of Music | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 3936 | |
| Meat The Pimp'd Bone! | Meet The Flintstone's | Fred Flintstone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Earl From Jeep n' Beemer | Girl From Ipanema | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Hang Down Your Head Mark Foley | Hang Down Your Head Tom Dooley | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 201 | |
| Supercalculatingadvertisementsareatrocious! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! | Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Pristine Buns | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 435 | |
| Oh Lord, I Scored Spock! | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Super-caligraphic-parodist's-muse-is-psychosis! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! | Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| To Analyze They Buggered Me! | Wouldn't It Be Loverly | My Fair Lady | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 197 | |
| Dozen Years of Brookstone | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Unredressable! | Unforgettable! | Nat King Cole and Natalie Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Super-callow-re-al-it-y-shows-are-so-atrocious! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Guy-ring! | Crying! | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Fatal Vice! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 197 | |
| Yabba D! | Let It Be | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Set It Free | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 142 | |
| Sorry About That Pain, Dear | Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 194 | |
| When You Lips It Sounds Bizarre | When You Wish Upon A Star | Disney / Jimminy Cricket | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| When Your Lips Aren't Up To Par | When You Wish Upon A Star | Disney / Jiminy Cricket | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Climbed Sal'mon's Fountain | Climb Every Mountain | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Feelin' Goofy ! | The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 343 | |
| Protest the FDA! | God Bless the USA! | Lee Greenwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Parodist's Rag | Vatican Rag | Tom Leherer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Fanny Toy | Danny Boy | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 254 | |
| Forget Me Not Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Predictin's a Dud | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Larry Craig Rag | Vatican Rag | Tom Leherer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Disputes With Steven Hawking | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| Hey There Messiah | Hey There Delilah | Plain White T's | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 450 | |
| The Plunder of Ewes | The Wonder of You | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 421 | |
| Larry the Red Hosed Flame, er... Dear! | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Hate Allspice | Edelweiss | Sound Of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Scammed By Your Sham! | Stand By Your Man! | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| Scammed By Your Spam! | Stand By Your Man! | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Monster Hash! | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 848 | |
| i-Magine | Imagine | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 315 | |
| Guacamole! | That's Amore! | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| One-Ply T.P.! | Come Fly With Me! | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Come Wry With Me! | Come Fly With Me! | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Dumb Guy With Me! | Come Fly With Me! | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| F.L.D.S. | Y.M.C.A. | Village People | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 305 | |
| I've Caught Ewe-Plunder-Guy's Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Pun Regrettable! | Unforgettable! | Nat and Natalie Cole (duet version) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| Gay Pair Law! | Que Sera! | Doris Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Oprabama! | Oklahoma! | Rodgers & Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Cat Fight | Good Time | Alan Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| Oh What A Beautiful Warming! | Oh What A Beautiful Morning! | Rodgers & Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Palin style! | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 265 | |
| Dead Au Pair! | Teddy Bear! | Elvis Presley | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 135 | |
| Yuletide! | Rawhide! | Frankie Lane (TV theme song) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Bra Pride! | Rawhide! | Frankie Laine (TV show theme song) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Spocking With My Trekies—I’m 'da Man! | Walking In A Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| Let B.O. ! | Let It Snow | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Shakespearian Woman | American Woman | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Shake Me Off After You Go Bro! | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go! | Wham! | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 211 | |
| H - M - D'Oh! | Be Our Guest! | Beauty and the Beast - Disney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| Rum Decanter Evening! | Some Enchanted Evening | Soundtrack from South Pacific | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| These Lutes Are Made For Rockin' | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Facebook Guys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music sound track | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Paro-guys! (Alvin & AFW) | Edelweiss | Sound of Music - Soundtrack | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 102 | |
| McSlurry From 'A Bingin' My Copse | The Surrey With The Fringe On The Top | Sound track from the musical Oklahoma! | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| My Trek Bit-Part Made Fan 'Rham' Pissed, Bro! | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Fry Me A Baboon! | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Wry Me A Lampoon | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Why Me At High Noon? | Fly Me To The Moon! | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Tune Shiv'er | Moon River | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| New 'Pork', New 'Pork'! | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Rude Spock, Lewd Spock! | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Faked Me Out At The 'Ball Game' | Take Me Out To The Ballgame | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Hey Big Fenders! | Hey Big Spender | Shirley Bassey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Disney's-Diabolic'lly-Demented-Demon-Diva! ('Scary Mary' Poppins Song) | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! | Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Upwind Girl ~ ( The 'Stay The Heck Away From Her' Song ) | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Ivanoff Stole Your Pants! | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Hung *There*, 'Rover', Duh, Reigns Bro! | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland -Wizard of Oz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Tongue Hair? *Overtly* Lame, Bro! | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland - Wizard of Oz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| I Phished An URL! | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Parry | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 82 | |
| Hello Cyber Paparazzi! | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Alan Sherman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Yackin' The Seusses You Are! | Back In The U.S.S.R. | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Vatican Shag! | Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Shat'sperian Shag! [Star Trek: The Cruise'ical] | Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Twister'd Med | Mr. Ed | Mr. Ed TV Show Theme - Ray Evans & Jay Livingston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| On Top Of Ol' Pokey | On Top Of Old Smokey | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 94 | |
| The Lexican Scat Dance--Turtle Style! | Mexican Hat Dance | Allan Sherman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Y'all, It's Me! | All of Me | Belle baker/Frank Sinatra/Willie Nelson, et al. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Homer Is Harried By A 'Porn Thing'! | Get Me To The Church On Time | My Fair Lady - Stanley Holloway | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Bowie-Jovi, ABBA-Gaga, Mötley-Moody Load a' Jabba | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland, Connie Francis, et al. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Curvy, Scurvy, Teeny, Meanie—Flauntin' Her Blood-Soaked Bikini | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland, Connie Francis, et al. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| I Really Wanna Be Like Hugh! | I Only Want To Be With You | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Sec. of State Girl [Bill's Song] | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Win Ryder's in Best Buy | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Frankie Laine | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Making Friends Is Hard In Loos | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Itch Doctor | Witch Doctor | Alvin and The Chipmunks with David Seville | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
