.
Small se-dan, tan, sprung so lovely
That Earl from Jeep n' Beemer is hawking
Designed for masses—
And so '3-Class' it's
Bourge-ois!

Chaps, I'm more a '6-Class' fellow
With swanky tastes who's groovin' mellow
Test drives are gasses,
This 'rocket' flashes
Aur'voir!

Ohhhh, but I want that car* badly!
Think he will throw in the cover?
Yes, I'll stop riding BART gladly
But each day when I ask for the key
He growls that my credit score's "3"

Small, bland man, cheeked-tongue and and stuf-fy
That Earl from Jeep n' Beemer keeps balking
Now when I pass it's
For tire slashes
Tee Heeeee

~ musical interlude ~

Though my credit may be lacking
I'm first in class at "get him back"-ing
Those sounds are thrashes
Of teeth in gnashes
Fat-wa!

Ohhhh, I'll "own" Earl—and madly!
Soon, he'll be running for cover
Yes, he has scorned me and badly
Still each day when I ask for the key
He frowns at my Taco Bell 'Tee'

Small, bland man, cheeked-tongue and and stuf-fy
That Earl from Jeep n' Beemer I'm stalking
"Cause sans his glasses
Can't see what splashes—
His Tea
he just doesn't seeeee
its Taco Bell me
with his quesadeeeee
on which I go 'oui'
and I'm forty-threeeee
lets fade this pupeeee
I'm sure you agreeee
...eee

~

*2006-7 BMW M6, est. selling price $95,753.00