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Song Parodies -> "Kardashian Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Kardashian Woman"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Kardashian woman gonna mess your mind! ~ (Link to YouTube of American Woman)
Kardashian woman, stay off my TV-eee
Kardashian woman, sucubus of E!
Don’t bop yer booty, that bum's a bore
I don’t wanna see it twerk no more
I got more important things to do
Like spend all day watchin’ Scooby Doo
Now woman, cover yo’ behind
Kardashian woman, ‘Keeping Up’s’ a grind!

Kardashian woman, built a dynasty
Kardashian woman, on ‘Hey-look-at-me’
Don’t care yer hubby is Kanye West
Don’t care yer family is über-messed
Tweet me not yer oiled ‘set’
Go break someone else’s ‘net
Now woman, I said get away-ay
Kardashian woman, listen up ‘Kimye’-ay-ay-ay!

~ Interminable Bongo Solo ~

Kardashian woman, you’ve been banned they say-ay
Kardashian woman, from the NBA-ay
Don’t wanna see no staged hissy fits
Don’t wanna see yo’ naughty bits
Tinsel Town has queened its shrew
Mama Chris rubbed off on you
Dear ol’ Dad got OJ off
So did you in sex-tape boff
Now woman, yer too big to fa-ail
Kardashian woman, just ask Joel McHale

Gotta get away, gotta get away
From this here show
I’m gonna leave you, woman
Off my TiVo, woman
No lie-eye

You’re no good for me
I’mma say adieu
Gonna stop gawkin’ at yer cheeks
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna lea-eave
You know I’m gonna go-o
I think I’m gonna hea-eave
I really hate yer show, woman
I’mma leave you, woman…

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Leough - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Kardashing through the snow in your pun-force jokin' way
What fun it is to see you back at AmIRight today!
TJC - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks Leough! It's excellent to know there's still no paucity of fellow punstateers here! PS: I haven't written a parody in so long my wry's rusty (seems the alliteration's still workin')
Jonathan - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
there's a certain woman with a big behind who would absolutely throw a hissy fit if she ever happened to read this... Guess Who? 5's
TJC - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Ha! Thanks, Jonathan--There's nothing like a huge, ripe, juicy target to lure one out of retirement!
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Great title alone-555! You should do JB's "Living in America" as "Living with a Kardashian " ;-)
Dee Range - January 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't come around much no more Don't ever know just what's in store But I laugh delightfully At the mind of TJC. Awesome as usual, my man!
TJC - January 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob - Thanks! Your idea has more merit than my premise ever did!
Dee - Gracias! I've always loved your stellar stuff!

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