Kardashian woman, stay off my TV-eee
Kardashian woman, sucubus of E!
Don’t bop yer booty, that bum's a bore
I don’t wanna see it twerk no more
I got more important things to do
Like spend all day watchin’ Scooby Doo
Now woman, cover yo’ behind
Kardashian woman, ‘Keeping Up’s’ a grind!

Kardashian woman, built a dynasty
Kardashian woman, on ‘Hey-look-at-me’
Don’t care yer hubby is Kanye West
Don’t care yer family is über-messed
Tweet me not yer oiled ‘set’
Go break someone else’s ‘net
Now woman, I said get away-ay
Kardashian woman, listen up ‘Kimye’-ay-ay-ay!

~ Interminable Bongo Solo ~

Kardashian woman, you’ve been banned they say-ay
Kardashian woman, from the NBA-ay
Don’t wanna see no staged hissy fits
Don’t wanna see yo’ naughty bits
Tinsel Town has queened its shrew
Mama Chris rubbed off on you
Dear ol’ Dad got OJ off
So did you in sex-tape boff
Now woman, yer too big to fa-ail
Kardashian woman, just ask Joel McHale

D’oh!
Gotta get away, gotta get away
From this here show
I’m gonna leave you, woman
Off my TiVo, woman
Bye-by-eye
Buh-bye-eye
No lie-eye
Bye-bye-eye

You’re no good for me
I’mma say adieu
Gonna stop gawkin’ at yer cheeks
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna lea-eave
You know I’m gonna go-o
I think I’m gonna hea-eave
I really hate yer show, woman
I’mma leave you, woman…
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