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Song Parodies -> "Panned Widely"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ben E. King

Parody Song Title:

"Panned Widely"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


Well, if I ever try my hand at producing plays--with TT's 'backing'--it might go something like this:

Presenting THE PRODEWECERS!
~

Should the Post and Times
Rant “Each number stank!”
Op’ning night of my ‘Shaming of The ShrEwes'
No I won’t -- throw a fit
O’re “This mu-sical’s $hit!”:
For so long -- I’ve been panned,
Panned widely

So HARSHly, ARCHly panned -- wide-ly
D’Oh, slammed -- snidely
So damned -- Damned snidely,
Panned widely

No I don’t read reviews:
“‘ShrEwes’ em-ptied the pews!”
Nor “Abhorrent with a mordant melody!”
I don’t blame -- Diva shrEwes
Tommy T -- or the Jews
All along -- I’ve been panned,
Panned widely

But DAR-lin’ ‘KU Klux Cannes’, SHALL be
French hit -- zshu’ll see!
Not panned, no! -- Fan’d grandly,
Cannes’d grandly!

DAR-lin’, NEXT play’s ‘One Hand Me’
Lead man’s -- Pee Wee!
Show hands now -- ‘One Hand Me’ --
Fan’d glandly!

Whenever I’m in trouble I’ve just planned sly-ly
So han-di-ly
Thee’hat-tricks -- pay grand-ly,
Can’t stand me?!

~
YouTube of King's OS HERE.

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Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
TJC - Congratulations. You now own 110% of the profits from "The Prod-ewe-cers". Next! (Do I get the Gene Wilder/Matthew Broderick role?). I'll back it...with favorable reviews. Nice job. ;D
Mark Scotti - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
RevEWES are coming in, and they're baaaaaaad....(they play of course. The parody was gets 555 stars!)
Fiddlegirl - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Bloom-ing with laughs... (LOL@ "Ku Klux Cannes" and Pee Wee Herman jab) No flash in the "pan", you! :)
Stand-ing Ov(ul)ation - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
This one didn't "lay an egg!"
WarrenB - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Here's hoping the critics don't give this act a ewe-logy...
TJC - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Sure to bust Springtime for Hitlerian thanks out to OMR (Heh! Clever--you deserve both as you just can't Hyde that kind of talent!), Mark Scotti (tewe funny!), FG (Thank you--'flash in wrying pan' trewely inspired!), and Stand-ing Ov(ul)ation (highly creative--and beats supine amenorrhea every time!)

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