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Song Parodies -> "Scammed By Your Spam!"
Original Song Title:
"Stand By Your Man!"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tammy Wynette
Parody Song Title:
"Scammed By Your Spam!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Looks like AIR's dog-pilin' on Tammy.... Wynott?
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“Sometimes it’s hard” you purred, Miss ‘Hot Cannes’
Stunning, sunning—‘funning’—‘en veb cam’
You begged, “Come jzetting
For ‘crepe suzetting’’’
“—Can’t, I owe my bookie eighty grand…”
So when your email hit my inbox
Stroke of luck—you had ‘ze pear-fect plan’!
You said just pony
‘Le up-front mony’
Then we’ll share ‘ze lost loots of Saddam'!
Scammed by your spam!
I spent my last few dollars
Should have sent OJ’s brawlers
To kick your ‘Cannes (fannes-t’ass-tic)!
Scammed by your spam!
Now there’s a contract on me
Soprano dude’s my bookie man!
Man—here’s his va-a-an!
Rammed by hit man!
(WHAM!)
In death’s throes traced your email…
(Damn!)
Pardon my ‘French’, but girl you am
Ni-gerrr-eeeee-ya-a-an!
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“Sometimes it’s hard” you purred, Miss ‘Hot Cannes’
Stunning, sunning—‘funning’—‘en veb cam’
You begged, “Come jzetting
For ‘crepe suzetting’’’
“—Can’t, I owe my bookie eighty grand…”
So when your email hit my inbox
Stroke of luck—you had ‘ze pear-fect plan’!
You said just pony
‘Le up-front mony’
Then we’ll share ‘ze lost loots of Saddam'!
Scammed by your spam!
I spent my last few dollars
Should have sent OJ’s brawlers
To kick your ‘Cannes (fannes-t’ass-tic)!
Scammed by your spam!
Now there’s a contract on me
Soprano dude’s my bookie man!
Man—here’s his va-a-an!
Rammed by hit man!
(WHAM!)
In death’s throes traced your email…
(Damn!)
Pardon my ‘French’, but girl you am
Ni-gerrr-eeeee-ya-a-an!
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Ni-gerrr-eeeee-ya-a-an!
...lol
Great idea, with tricky rhyming and lots of snappy lines here, TJ...
I too hate those scammerspammers, TJC; but if you REALLY want to make some cash, let me tell you about...;-) 555
Thanks all for v/c...
wait, so that dude's not for real? I thought he picked me as the one dude who could help him launder Saddam's 15 billion.........
hmm, yeah, why DID he pick me?
very funny write and especially funny wordplay TJC, and bullseye on a worthy target - 555
hmm, yeah, why DID he pick me?
very funny write and especially funny wordplay TJC, and bullseye on a worthy target - 555
Didn't want to comment before posting your tribute, so as not to give anything away... the tribute speaks for itself. 555 (Isn't this "copy/paste" stuff neat? You can leave the same comment multiple times!
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