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Song Parodies -> "First Date Lies!"

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Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"First Date Lies!"

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The Lyrics

Think of it as Match-dot-*con*

First date lies!
First date guise!
Photoshoppin’ that profile

Tinder’s faked!
Jane’s a ‘Jake’!
Fat dude shows up in argyle
Bumble, eHarmony, Her and Match
Sellin’ love connection

Stars predict
Once your licked
You’ll contract an infection!


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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CC - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
What's worse, Jake had a "head o' lice, head o' lice..."
TJC - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Ha! Thanks for the props!

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