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Song Parodies -> "McSlurry From 'A Bingin' My Copse"

Original Song Title:

"The Surrey With The Fringe On The Top"

Original Performer:

Sound track from the musical Oklahoma!

Parody Song Title:

"McSlurry From 'A Bingin' My Copse"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I happened upon this story over the weekend--it was new news to me and too too funny to pass up! YouTube movie clip here.

The Associated Press
Thursday, Feb. 26, 2009
SAGINAW, Mich. -- A man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police said he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum. The Saginaw News reported 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage entered the plea Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court.


When we have a tiff—it’s quite the scene
Last one was a doozy—you play mean!


I dumped all our take-out in your center console—
Never gonna get that sucka’ clean!


Cajun wings n’ kebabs-n-curry
Sushi, mouldrin’, ribs gettin' furry
Peking duck’s a gray-greenish slurry with a fringe on top!

Must git help—my rig’s smellin’ iffy
Coin-op car wash—cleans in a jiffy
Drivin’ in I popped me a stiffie—and it wouldn’t stop!

That self-serve vac sung her siren’s song
And only charged me a nickel
But while I was suckin’ up egg foo yong
‘er nozzle lunged fer ma’ pickle!

Monster hose kept hummin’ n’ thrummin’
Crazy strong, it latched to my plumbin’
Sixteen horse-power screamed “Yer be-commin’ the new King of
Once I’d weaned my thong McFlurry™ from its binge—there stood cop!

[Judge to witness:]

Would y’ say his pouch was made a’ silk?


Hard to say—it looked like it Got Milk™!


Is it true the ‘vactim’ was a Wet/Dry model?


‘Round these ‘parts’
We don’t care for their ilk…


Penal system’s clamped on securely
Locked up, tightly, I’m in a worry
Prayin’ for a well, ‘hungish’ jury—I’m a cringin’ fop

Sucker ‘bate—street car wash maneuver
Sucker’s fate—meet J. Edgar Hoover
Lost my mojo, can’t find my groov’r and my thing’s a flop!

I’ve been dyslexic for my whole life long
So sign post’s meanin’ I’m losin’
Ya see, Judge Judy, where I went wrong…
It’s ‘hose’ and ‘ho’s’ I’m confusin’!

Case in recess—judge sent me back in
While she checks laws on ‘vacuum packin’’
‘Dirt Bag’ hosed me—dished out a whackin’—and I feel ‘ripped-off’
Coin-op ‘girlie’ premature’d me and left singe on my copse!


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Jeff Reuben - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Had to Youtube yours as well :) But I had heard the story before, a made for parody news article :) Funny take!
Andy Primus - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Some very funny lines - especially liked the Judge Judy bit. Quite shocking if it really happened - we have a 'newspaper' in the UK called The Daily Star where they seem to make up stories for comic effect
Leo Keough - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Wild and whacky! 555's
AFW - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the hose and ho's comparison..great showtune took a crude subject and added sophistication
littleCupCakes - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved the scene with ShirleyJones & Gordon McRae ! That Cowboy rocks! I don't remember him being so cute & muscular . . .
Invisible Boy - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Had to look up "copse"...yeah it was in my dictionary
This is really really good and funny. Great set-ups for great punchlines.
I'm just glad that no one said "this parody sucks, but in a good way
...BTW...this parody sucks, but in a good way
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious bit of storytelling...especially liked the iffy / jiffy / stiffie rhymes
TJC - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks much all---glad all you natural types didn't abhor this vacuum
Linda Lovelace - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
This is why there's an unemployment problem in this country.
TJC - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Linda! You aren't by chance related to 'Chantilly' are you?
Linda Lovelace - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC, sharp spot! Yes, actually the Big Bopper's first draft was:

Linda Lovelace, with an open face
And a pony's tail, swallowed down
A moment free to breathe
Got a deep throat for a sheathe
'Round the world, go down
There ain't nothin' on this earth
To give men such mirth
To make them call me "honey"
Make them give me money
Turn their wallets loose
Swallow long-necked "goose"
What a girl! Oh baby, that's what I like!

Unfortunately, "Lin-da Love-lace" was stressed on the wrong syllables, so he had to go with his inferior second choice, "Chantilly Lace". Sigh... first that, and now I've been replaced by a car-wash vacuum cleaner :-( Thanks for noticing!
TJC - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Shirley got me Jones'in with that lil' ditty, darlin'! Yers, Gordon M.

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