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Song Parodies -> "When Your Lips Aren't Up To Par"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon A Star"

Original Performer:

Disney / Jiminy Cricket

Parody Song Title:

"When Your Lips Aren't Up To Par"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

First in Beverly Hills and now across the nation, women seem to be ‘taking a lot of lip’ lately…
~

If your lips aren’t up to par
With the smackeroos of stars’
Come to “Shrine o’ New Ones™”, Yo! **
We’ll “Plump Them Up™” !

Guaranteed, our shot-in goo
Gets you into Jolie ‘U’
Primo perky ‘pouting plums’
For pleasing Pitt!

‘Two-fer’ deals
On lips—a bore, passé!
We’ll plump all FOUR, hey, hey!
Both top’s AND bot-tom’s!

Now your mouth NO ONE avoids
Schwartzeneger-esque, on ‘roids!
Labial equivalents
Of rabid dogs!

Take good care—
Large-lipper's chafing’s real!
And how to limit peel?
D’Oh! Sas-quatch Chap-stick™!

Longing for that life of glam?
Don’t ignore your facial 'clam’ !
Try our circum-oral sham
And “Plump Them Up™” !

~~~

**Worst ‘90210’ pun ever, eh?


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alvin - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
bulging with funny lines...i dug it...it was lip smacking good...hahahaha...the security code ?....SMK..too funny
AFW - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
As true as it is funny...if celebrities aren't lip synching these days, they're lip puffing
stuart mcarthur - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
truly TJC-esque, a quality embodied by the lines "Gets you into Jolie ‘U’ Primo perky ‘pouting plums’" - brilliantly clever as usual TJ (if I can call you that) - 555
Kristof Robertson - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
You just keep getting funnier, TJC! This was a wonderful ode to members of the Steven Tyler fan club. 555
Ann Hammond - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Rex - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
How did I miss this? Awesome work.

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