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Song Parodies -> "Cat Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Good Time"

Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Fight"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

The one n’ only VP debate is close (Oct 2 @ Wash U, St. Louis) and Sarah Palin is taking it *verrrrry* seriously! ~~ (link to YouTube original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFzkzsCQhdw )
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Cat Fight
by Sarah Palin

Cam-paign all week long
Hittin’ that message dusk ‘til dawn
Countin’ the days ‘til dee-bate night
That’s when all the conditions are right
For a cat fight
I need a cat fight!

Yeah, I been stumpin’ eight straight
And I’m tired but I wanna debate
I’m gonna kick ass
Joe’s in for a cat fight

I gassed my truck, racked my gun
Straightened my specs, a kiss to my hon
Sun goin’ down, head across town
Pick up McCain—and it’s goin’ down
Cat fight,
Aahh, I need a cat fight!

I’ve been preppin’ all week
And ol’ Biden is jus’ gonna freak
I wanna kick ass
Time for a cat fight!

HEY!

Lipstick on pigs? Let’s debate
Biden you’d better brung armored plate
Think that you’ll win on policies
Gonna be whupped by ovaries!
Cat fight
Lord, we’re havin’ a cat fight!

Yeah, I been stumpin’ eight straight
And I’m tired but I wanna debate
I’m gonna kick ass
Joe’s in for a cat fight!

Yeah, I been stumpin’ eight straight
And I’m tired and I’m kind’a irate
I wanna kick ass
Joe’s in for a cat fight!

Yeah, I been stumpin’ eight straight
And I’m tired and this rage won’t abate
I'm GONNA kick ass
Joe’s in for a cat fight!

Oh, yeah, a cat fight
Be some cat fight
Caaaat fiiiiiight…

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Senator Joseph Biden - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the heads-up, TJC. I think maybe we should change the format to a phone-in show. On the other hands, I wouldn't mind mud-wrestling her. Five claws.
AFW - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny write
TJC - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Senator... this parody, like Sara, is apparently just 'biden its time... And Thanks AFW for v/c.
Franklin D. Roosevelt - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Joe! So glad you caught my 1929 TV speech about the stock market crash! Armed with knowledge like that, you'll make mincemeat of that woman who is so unlike my beloved Eleanor ... (psst! what's her cell phone number?)
Dr Music - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hillarious song. Ah, a mud wrestling match! That sounds perfect. The perfect chance for me to go all werejohncandy and fang her or something. I'll volunteer to mud wrestle her, i'm a pretty tough fighter you know. Don't let my fragile facade fool you i'm pretty dangerous in combat.
TJC - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Biden, Roosevelt.... who's next? Many thanks to all you high-end politiko-types with an Alan Jackson fetish... don't know what I'd do without you! And thanks Dr. for v/c.

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