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Song Parodies -> "Preen Fakers"
Original Song Title:
"Green Acres"
Original Performer:
TV Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Preen Fakers"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
In this scene, Lindsay Lohan (channeling Green Acres star Eva Gabor) and Pee Wee Herman (channeling Eddie Albert), discuss her upcoming implant surgery...
In a particularly fine 'bust-of-fate', Green Acres actually takes place in... 'Hooterville'!
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[Lindsay Lohan, channeling Eva Gabor:]
'Preen fakers', hurry, 'Hefner' me
Dow Corning, come on ' F' my C!
Glands spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep 'ma'am flatten', just give me that big divide!
[Pee Wee Herman, channeling Eddie Albert:]
Lewd dorks'll pester you for sure
'Cream shakers' may some 'Lecters' lure
Chuck Manson stalked his stacked sex slaves--
Gettin' 'preen fakers' may land you a shallow grave
[Lindsay:] New bust!
[Pee Wee:] Lupus*!
[Lindsay:] Tube top!
[Pee Wee:] Boob pop!
[Lindsay:] Larger-than-life!
[Pee Wee:] Yer now 'Lots' wife...
[Both:] 'Sheen Slakers™', what a pair!
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[Lindsay Lohan, channeling Eva Gabor:]
'Preen fakers', hurry, 'Hefner' me
Dow Corning, come on ' F' my C!
Glands spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep 'ma'am flatten', just give me that big divide!
[Pee Wee Herman, channeling Eddie Albert:]
Lewd dorks'll pester you for sure
'Cream shakers' may some 'Lecters' lure
Chuck Manson stalked his stacked sex slaves--
Gettin' 'preen fakers' may land you a shallow grave
[Lindsay:] New bust!
[Pee Wee:] Lupus*!
[Lindsay:] Tube top!
[Pee Wee:] Boob pop!
[Lindsay:] Larger-than-life!
[Pee Wee:] Yer now 'Lots' wife...
[Both:] 'Sheen Slakers™', what a pair!
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* Lupus, an autoimmune disorder long associated with leaking silicone breast implants *in the media*, has (unfortunately for the parody) never been scientifically proven to cause/be significantly associated with the disease... Then again--maybe 'Pee Wee' knows something they don't!
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A'm sur Mr. Haney will come up wit a gud price fo her new pleasurin'!
That was hilarious!!!!!!
555 unanwered calls from the top of the telephone pole..
Thanks Mark... Seems there's hos & cons to every issue these days--hard to keep abreast!
Hooterville... my favorite place! Always been fond of Corningware, too, cuz I have to nuke to eat, with Peggy never cookin', an' all....
555 for a lot of great syl-icone-lable matches! And up another musical fourth for "F my C"! As for Lupus, at least the threat of it gave you cause for the (un-)natural follow-up, "Saline, Saline, Over The Mounding Gain" :)
555 for a lot of great syl-icone-lable matches! And up another musical fourth for "F my C"! As for Lupus, at least the threat of it gave you cause for the (un-)natural follow-up, "Saline, Saline, Over The Mounding Gain" :)
I remember seeing a house that looked just like the Dougllas home in our area and our neighbors at the time had a pig named Arnold
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