[ Paul Mitchell Singers ]

Dumb hair—over-combed mane, D'oh!
Trump's that guy
Doo's are don'ts, it's absurd, love
Loads of moose he applies

Stunned hair—faux 'fur'-nished vain show
Try a buzz!
Hair re-gimes that are so extreme
Won't apply to fuzz

Some grey is fey upon a star
Think Taylor Hicks or hip-bizarre
Like Don King
Yours bobs and 'weaves' like Carrot Top's
Dorito™-blond won't win you props
That hair's a WRONG thing!

[ Trump ]

Chums swear, slathered Rogaine™ grows
Forelocks sweet
I'm ob-sessed; use it 'quad-strength'—
Rinse, slather, rinse, re-peat

Mun-dane hair—NEVER for this star
I crave coiffure fit for a czar—hot GEL set!
I'll loam my dome in high re-doubt
And crown Trump's Tower—hair shall sprout—
A Taj Ma-HEL-met!

Some flair! Chauffeurs, champagne, dough!
Feelin' spry!
I'm rich—don't want no tame fro
Hair Club For Men™ I'll buy

Now nappy, brittle new-hair wise
My pimped-out mane crows
Dyes, Blow-dries...
Mons-ized !