Well I find myself at times with Rubble
During breaks at Slate’s quarry
Ponderin’ our good luck on
'Toon TV

And how our Stone Age allegory
—Seven seasons, ten movies—
Wrote that page right out of
history

Bourgeoisie cartoon-ese?
ABC’s PhD
Barbera had the answer:
Yabba D’s!

And when we're driving round in Bedrock
Courtesy of my two feet
Gotta let loose with those
Yabba D’s!

And though you may hear BamBam’s slammins’
Sound byte’s tend to fa-vor me
Folks can’t get enough of
Yabba D’s

Toon TV’s Yabba D’s
Catchy, kitschy aural-tease
Jetsons had no hook like
Yabba D’s

'Toon TV’s Yabba D’s
Kept my name on those marquees
Barbera had the answer:
Yabba D’s

~ Musical Interlude ~

'Toon TV’s 'Stone-style cheese
Rockin' togas by Guccis’
Dino really loved my
Yabba D’s

And though I’m now an old and fading
Dinosaur from the six-ties—
Thank Gazoo, in re-runs
Youth’s repreesed

A hundred sixty episodes long
—Only Simpsons surpass these—
Back-lot, though, it ‘twern’t all
Yabba D’s:

'Toon TV’s pregnancies?
Shown as IM-mac-u-la-cies!
Truth?—BamBam was mine—'cause
Bet said "Please!"

'Toon TV, we’re 2-D
NOT im-mune to STD’s!
—Barn and I have geni-
toon Herpes

'Toon TV’s rife with sleaze
Parenting sure ain’t no breeze
Pebbles hangs with Lohan
Yabba Jeez!



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