Song Parodies -> "I Really Wanna Be Like Hugh!"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Want To Be With You"

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Original Performer:

"I Really Wanna Be Like Hugh!"

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The Lyrics

Hugh Hefner's getting old... like *really* old—will there be piece-full transition of power?
Marvelous matching MIDI HERE (click on player at bottom of page).

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I've mimicked all those things that made you über, Bro
But now your 'king of Playboy™ mojo's' waning, so...
I've staked out your mansion
And magazine
In custom smoking jackets—camo-tangerine
I'm feelin' deja 'you'
I wanna be the next 'Hef', Hugh!

It doesn't matter that I'm only 4 foot 2
Though small, my PhD's in 'stud' from Supine U.
Oh, bustier'd Bunnies—
have you been told?
My eye-line's near the staples in your centerfolds
So tan lines I'd review
Up close as Mini 'Moulin' Hugh!

Re-straining order—Moi?
Why won't you give me one more cha-a-ance?
Just 'cause into your bed I crept
For 'bro bonding'—absent pants?

Now listen Heffy—
Be my mentor and we'll 'sidekick' everywhere
While smoking pipes and previewing haute underwear,
We'll re-tool the empire
with stacked girlfriends—
So deep in cleavage, comin' up we'll get the bends
And Thong Night's when we choose
I've gotta be the next 'Hef', Hugh!

Oh, ohhhhhh!

Bun-nies, all over Moi
Around me they'll circle da-a-ance
And since I'm short, I'll—as with Spears—
Swoon in an 'upskirt' trance!

So listen Heffy—
I don't wanna be a mini-Howard 'Hughes'
Or smallish-Jackman, tiny-Downs or wee-Grant-, 'Hugh'
'Cause you've got that something
This midget craves—
A busty Swedish army that Brazilian shaves!
No other 'Hugh' will do—
I wanna be Icon-a-You!
No longer springy—your thingy's eighty-two*
So come on crown me 'Next Hef', Hugh!

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*A touch o' 'Aegean' poetic license here—Hef's actually 83!

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Hugh Hefner - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

I like my steak and pussy too. 5's

Timmy1000 - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Don't we all. Well written. As Joel Mchale says on The Soup, the girls are now just there to take turns changing his diaper. And yet they stay around.

Rusty (bed-)Spring, Feeled - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, I'm gettin' a lotta play lately! Sneaky ... Hugh Grant and the whole list of Who's Hughs, those Brazilian waxes, ... hope you inherit the Empire. (Watch out for when it Strikes Back!)

Vote: 15, but when you unfold it, it becomes 555 -- watch out for the staple between the first and second Fives!

AFW - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Really funny, theme and parody...with many snappy lines thru-out

Fiddlegirl - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Absolutely Hugh-larious! :D

TJC - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks much all for v & c's! But there's one thing I absolutely must clear up-- I'm more like 4 foot 7!
Hugh: Deja U2!
Timmy: Thanks! Mchale's right on there... well, they may be platinum plated Depends!
Rusty: Yer comments are too funny... and interesting visuals re centerfold:3 fives... I'll have to keep my Aye on Ewe!
AFW: Thanks man.... appreciate i!t
FG: Thanks--and a funtabulous pun!

Hewe Heifer - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Well, if you *really* prefer women... guess it's OK. But you don't know what you're missing!

blackjack21 - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Hugh-mongously funny, flows perfectly, very well done. 555

TJC - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Hewe - What a Hewet! (ROFL)... I've truly been crewely and unewesually pun'ished!
BlackJack21 - Really appreciate your analytical mind's analysis (and great pun)!

Christie Marie M - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Amazing about how he can attract young, beautiful girls at his age! I hope that when I'm an old lady, I could still attract younger men! "Hugh" get some 3 sets of 5's!

metaphorsbwithu - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

"Now listen Heffy!" *LOL* So many funny lines. Hey, did you see Gaddafi and his all-girl security babes? Wonder where he got that idea? 555's to you!

John Barry - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

As a former editorial slave in the men's mag industry, I enjoyed this.

TJC - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks guys... appreciate it! And meta4s, I hadn't seen that but just now looked a pic up.--LOL! And John--I'd forgotten that past life of yours! I guess there are genii in *every* industry--

WhatFreaks @ John Barry - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, that explains a *lot*!

alvin - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment

hugh get fives

Kristof Robertson - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment

That is just brilliant, TJC! Had me moving from smirk to LOL in no time. I've always had a soft spot for hef.....fab! 555

TJC - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks alvin & Kristoff... a catchy can be inspiring... and belated thanks to TT for reminding of this OS gem!

TJC--oops! - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment

That should have read "... a catchy *tune*..."

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