I’m a billionaire
I’m a debonair heir
I’m a boardroom boss
With tremendous hair
I’m the GOP’s
Awesome nominee
And I’m much humbler than Hillary

I’m a sly conceit
I’m a nasty tweet
And I’m a Snapchat that some drunk sent from their toilet seat
I’m who ‘fired’ Ted
Ditto Ben and Jeb
And, hey, I did it from my tanning bed

And I am craaa-zy rich!
And my campaign's insaane!
So foo on you
Barack Hussein
Like Kim K’s ass, I reek of class
I make it rain

I’ll turn border walls
Into Taj Mahals
Make each one a shrine
To my massive balls
And if Fox should lie
I’ll make Megyn cry
‘Cause no one nay-nays when it’s ‘Donald Time’

I’m the party’s man
And the Klan’s a fan
I’m what the Founding Fathers prayed for when they made their plans.
And Hill’ will rue the day
That I came to play
'Cause Ben Ghazzi is my running mate.

~ Protracted Inter-rude ~

And I’m im-mennnse-ly Yuuge!
And I am Yuuge-ly ‘Great’!
I’ve Trumped you Gumps
I own this wing
I’m A-Rod’s swing
I’m Hefner’s ‘schwing’
I’m *Je—sus—i—i—ing!*

In this Game of Thrones
You need Trump-sized stones
And soon you’ll crown mine ‘King’

Yeah, yeah

So blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah
So blah, blah, blah— blah-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla blah…
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