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Song Parodies -> "I Am Sexting, Showing Off 'Seven-Thing'"
Original Song Title:
"(I am) Sixteen Going On Seventeen"
Original Performer:
The Sound Of Music
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Sexting, Showing Off 'Seven-Thing'"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
This writer's tribute to Tommy Turtle last Thursday, Feb. 4, wasn't just puffery. I wanted to get this parody in Sunday night for today, while football and Favre's possible return next season were still hot topics. After 2 hours of working on it, it was about 2/3 done. Sent it to The Turtle-burrow with a cry for help, and the alien being finishes it off in 45 minutes or so... See? SEE? He is *not* of this planet!
(Note: If the line's extra-clever, TT wrote it!)
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[BRETT FAVRE]
You wait, little girl
Though of legal age
For fate to send an e-mail
You’re bait, little girl
Like a Foley* page
Now men are sending ‘see-mail’
[JENN STERGER]
That's - see – male
[FAVRE]
I am sexting, showing off ‘seven-thing’
Baby, this ‘Jet’s’ for you
Better beware
Ex-Viking’s are share-full
Won’t you stop screaming, ‘Ewww!’?
I am sexting, showing off 'ding-a-ling'
Close-up for peer review
Eager am I
To post ‘upper thigh’
It comes with its own au jus!
Totally unashamed am I
Dis-grace is hurled, and then --
Livid, oh my! --- I bared to you
My thing on CNN
You need someone
Older and Heiser’
Telling you what to do
You're a nubile thing, lacking wedding ring
I’m near forty-two
[JENN]
I am sick: screen glowing with Favre, obscene
You know that I am peeved
"Hello", he'll tweet™, this Packer of meat
Hopes: willing, me: show my beave
Hide your wick-scene; won't someone intervene?
Incident: Bad taste, shows
Glandular bandies
Think they're "man-candies"
Slut, am I? Why expose?
Scrotally-bum affair, but why?
De-base a girl therein
Zip it! Good-bye! Don't share again --
--"Love thing" J-Pegs with Jenn!
Can’t stand someone
Older with ‘riser’
Tempting for me to sue-ewww!
Please stop sexting: Going out lawy’ring
I’ll sub-poenas you!
~
[BRETT FAVRE]
You wait, little girl
Though of legal age
For fate to send an e-mail
You’re bait, little girl
Like a Foley* page
Now men are sending ‘see-mail’
[JENN STERGER]
That's - see – male
[FAVRE]
I am sexting, showing off ‘seven-thing’
Baby, this ‘Jet’s’ for you
Better beware
Ex-Viking’s are share-full
Won’t you stop screaming, ‘Ewww!’?
I am sexting, showing off 'ding-a-ling'
Close-up for peer review
Eager am I
To post ‘upper thigh’
It comes with its own au jus!
Totally unashamed am I
Dis-grace is hurled, and then --
Livid, oh my! --- I bared to you
My thing on CNN
You need someone
Older and Heiser’
Telling you what to do
You're a nubile thing, lacking wedding ring
I’m near forty-two
[JENN]
I am sick: screen glowing with Favre, obscene
You know that I am peeved
"Hello", he'll tweet™, this Packer of meat
Hopes: willing, me: show my beave
Hide your wick-scene; won't someone intervene?
Incident: Bad taste, shows
Glandular bandies
Think they're "man-candies"
Slut, am I? Why expose?
Scrotally-bum affair, but why?
De-base a girl therein
Zip it! Good-bye! Don't share again --
--"Love thing" J-Pegs with Jenn!
Can’t stand someone
Older with ‘riser’
Tempting for me to sue-ewww!
Please stop sexting: Going out lawy’ring
I’ll sub-poenas you!
~
* Mark Foley - Former 'member' of the House of Representatives, caught up in a scandal with same-sex pages.
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TJC - Don't sell yourself short, as many of those extra-clever lines are pure TJC (no disrespecTT intended). Devastatingly funny as a late hit. Believe it or not, the original Rolf in TSOM on Broadway (therefore the boy who introduced this song) was Jon Voight! ;D
Thanks OMR. Much appreciated. And, so that's where Voight got his Jolies?
Oh, and BTW--not to give him any ideas, but just think what TT might do with an entire day? The whole friggin' musical?
I've known for years that there weren't many QB's who could make a pass like Favre, but imagine my sorrow and chagrin to find out the extent of it all... Nevertheless, this parody "Packs" a punch! A few fave lines: "Older and Heiser' ", and the "au jus" (shocked, appalled, blushing, etc., but L-ingOL just the same!) 555 :)
I must have missed that news story. . .woah
My Favre of the day, but then, I might not be tottally impartial... ;) ... and ditto OMR, who was right as usual.
@ OMR: DK that; thanks for the trivia. Had lunch with Voight once (on a movie set) .. very nice guy. Story is recounted elsewhere among these 70,000 songs, so no plugging, Gotten far too many plugs already today. ;-D @
@ TJC @ OMR: LOL (enough alphabet soup, already! ;) , but not sure that's where she was conceived... more trivia: AJ (Jolie, not Hawk) estranged from Dad, due to latter side-piecing on Mom. Explains a lot of her craziness!
@ OMR: DK that; thanks for the trivia. Had lunch with Voight once (on a movie set) .. very nice guy. Story is recounted elsewhere among these 70,000 songs, so no plugging, Gotten far too many plugs already today. ;-D @
@ TJC @ OMR: LOL (enough alphabet soup, already! ;) , but not sure that's where she was conceived... more trivia: AJ (Jolie, not Hawk) estranged from Dad, due to latter side-piecing on Mom. Explains a lot of her craziness!
You're never going to believe this, but the "shocked, appalled, blushing, etc." phrase was in TJC's very first draft. (I'm innocent! I'm innocent! *He* corrupted *me*! ;)
... and he was considering "geyser" for "riser", until the paragon of good TasTe (pauses while raucous laughter dies down, people recover from fainting, cardiac arrest, etc.) suggested to stay with "riser". ;-D ... yep, the intro was inaccurate. Many great lines from Mr. C.
... and he was considering "geyser" for "riser", until the paragon of good TasTe (pauses while raucous laughter dies down, people recover from fainting, cardiac arrest, etc.) suggested to stay with "riser". ;-D ... yep, the intro was inaccurate. Many great lines from Mr. C.
really funny !
Unlimited MMS n' uncapped data'esque thanks out to FG (Thank you, ma'lady---jus deux me great honor!), BAD (overshadowed by his pseudo(?)-retirement, me thinks), and Daparodysong!
And Ghost Rhyder--what a Cage'y Nick! Muchas gracias por all that ewe jus and the way that ewe jus eet!
And Ghost Rhyder--what a Cage'y Nick! Muchas gracias por all that ewe jus and the way that ewe jus eet!
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