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Song Parodies -> "EdelWoods"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"EdelWoods"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Hyde'ing out on his newly rechristened yacht, the 'Cumuppance: Argentina or Bust', herein an abashed Woods is serenaded by a shackupella choir of his maddened miffed-resses with particularly piquant harmonies provided by in-n'-ex-utero love children...
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Played ball? Woods!
Layed all? Woods!
'Til that night he drove badly
Then blondes, pissed
Brayed of trysts,
"We shanked balls off his rad 'tee'!"
Buick and Gatorade bid adieu
Nike, too, fled sadly!
Taking leave
('cept from beave')
Tiger's now just a cad, he!
[Rinse, slather and retreat!]
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Note**: If this puny parody should leak or otherwise malfunction--call a friggin' 'Plummer'!
Played ball? Woods!
Layed all? Woods!
'Til that night he drove badly
Then blondes, pissed
Brayed of trysts,
"We shanked balls off his rad 'tee'!"
Buick and Gatorade bid adieu
Nike, too, fled sadly!
Taking leave
('cept from beave')
Tiger's now just a cad, he!
[Rinse, slather and retreat!]
~
Note**: If this puny parody should leak or otherwise malfunction--call a friggin' 'Plummer'!
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Short iron to the green on this one.
Great job, Captain von Sandtrapp. ;D
Thanks guys--and LOL von Sandtrapp!
BTW: What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
Ans: They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
BTW: What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
Ans: They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
I don't know which was funnier-- the parody or the intro! :D
Thanks FG! (Maybe one day, TT'll teach me how to footnote too!)
You don't *really* want to learn how to do that, do you? :) Poor FG has already contracted that TTD [1] ... As Tiger himself might say, "Melt-em in Par-vo" - and LOL @ FG's comment! (agree!)
[1] Turtle-Transmitted Disease
[1] Turtle-Transmitted Disease
Thanks TT... and you're probably right about the FN's! As for pithy Latin aphorisms, I wonder if Tiger's alt pick up philosophy might be, "Melt 'em with Cuervo!"
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