{ HICK }

Woke up dazed—Mothershipped—bum bare
Beamed-up high, then probed way-down there!
'Yang-haied'—them ET's dared
To 'anal-yze' they buggered me!

Lots of giz-mos betwixt my cheeks
Fun for Gere*—though for me no treat!
Damned Hubble meet 'n greet
Ow! Bum-mer of a 'shover' spree!

{ bridge }

None
too
brotherly hoverin' ore my tooshie
with that probe-ette
Though you're so advanced
you can't
make
a sphincter knows gas from 'wet'?

~
(advance MIDI to 1:19 mark here)
~

{ DISGUSTINGLY FOUL ALIEN CHORUS }

WE SHALL LEARN WHAT YOU EARTHMEN KNOW
HOW TO KEEP EXCREMENT IN, WHOA!
(OOPS)—THERE GOES ONE MORE WET BLOW—
PANTS—WE SHOULD GET 'EM RUBBERY!

MEN IN BLACK™—WHAT A USELESS CREW—
WE AB-DUCT—THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE!
SOON WE'LL 'PROBE' WILL SMITH TOO—
THERE'LL BE—LENGTHY 'DIS-COVERY'!

{ BRIDGE }

NO
RACE
EVER HAS HAD A STELLAR SPHINCTER
LIKE MEN'S REAR-ENDS
WE SHALL PROBE
E-TER-NAL-LY
-OR-
UNTIL THERE'S NO MORE DE-PENDS

{ HICK }

Joke's on you—copied MY 'rear-stage'
Sho ain't nabbed you no butt that's sage
Mine's s-l-a-c-k—I'm FOLEY'S PAGE!
So best you stay all
Coverey
Rubbery
Hug-gery*
Luv-erly**
PLUG "ER CREEPS!

~

{ DEJECTED, INCREASINGLY FOUL ALIENS, spoken }

ALIEN #1: "THESE EARTHIES ARE SUCH PRIME A-HOLES—ON *SO* MANY LEVELS—GUESS IT'S BACK TO URANUS, BOYS!"
ALIEN #2: "COULDN'T WE HAVE JUST XEROXED THEIR BUNS?"

~~~

** Top 3 selling diaper brands: #3 Huggies*, #2 Luvs**, #1 Pampers. ~

*Richard Gere: actor famous for alleged kinky ER visit for a gerbil stuck somewhere in his colon.

Note: Unlike typical Earth-based songs, in this case "bridge" means they actually sing from the Mothership's Bridge...