Song Parodies -> "When I'm Mickey's Whore"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty-Four"

Original Performer:

"When I'm Mickey's Whore"

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The Lyrics

Talk about sordid 'tails'! Seems Minne's found novel ways to help Mickey with his 'little problem'...
And, what happens in Adventureland stays in Adventureland? Yeah, right!
Paced to this cute instrumental. (click on the player)

~
When I'm Mickey's Whore
~by Minnie Mouse~

Now that he's older, losing his hair
ED's setting in—
Young Mick loved him all-day Matter'horny™ glides
Late-ly it's on Small World™ we ride!
Since I learned Mick digs roll-playing sluts
Mousey Min's no more!
Now Bo Peep's™: "Spank me!"—
Gets 'Woody'™ plank-y!
When I'm Mickey's whore!

~ instrumental ~
[with liberal fingering of instruments]

SCREW-FEL-LA—DE--VILLE™
So - re - charged - her - stud, 'Buzz Tightrear™'
He—DON'T—need—blue—pills!

Loves me as Blow White™, Sinderella™
Poca'haunches™, too—
'Kinky' keeps my rodent uber-potent, so-
what if Walt's damn frozen head blows!
Bambi™ and Thumper™ take on the dwarfs
Then do Belle™ du jour!
Having a blast on
Girthier Gastons™
When I'm Mickey's whoore!

Every evening after work we bolt the castles' turret door
Goofy strap-ons donned
WE— SHALL— BE — DE - PRAVED!
Where's The Hap-pi-est Place On Earth™?
Right — here, — fresh - ly — shaved!

This horny Wendy's™ humped Tinkerballs™
'Peter's™' haft's been 'Hooked™'!
Mick's Aladin™, Simba™ and The Beast™ have fun
Belting greats like 'Hi Ho I'm Hung'!
So long to 'Lady™', this randy 'Tramp™'
Kneeds what's in his drawers
Disney's Splash Mountin'™
Sports a new fountain
Now I'm Mickey's whore!

[coda'pendants]
Though in our eighties
Still makin' babys
You can catch us on 'The Jersey Shore™'!

~

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McKludge - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

I thought this was gonna be about how you know work for Disney.

My girlfriend work for Disney, I bet she'll love this.

Andria - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

I thought this was going to be about Mickey Rourke for some reason, when I first saw the title. Great take on Disney, a company that I loathe for reasons of watering down classic literature and fairy tales and commercializing children. 5s.

Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Wow! Hilarious and well executed! Brings new meaning to that F-ing Disney! ;D

Mark Scotti - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Hilarious! It brings Mousetotears!!!!! I guess pleasure Island's getting a re-vamp. LOL!

TJC - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Theme park-sized, feverishly ,er, 'clapulating' thanks out to McKludge, Andria, OMR (ha!) and Mark (totally blanked on your 'Pleasure Island' angle!).
BTW: In 3rd line 'him' shouldda been 'his'...

Andy Primus - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

LOL @ the freshly shaved happy place verse

Matthias - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

I was Mickey's Whore once... It's been so long since I was able to shamelessly plug something but here it goes: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/christinaaguilera63.shtml

Phil Nelson - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Really novel approach! Reminds me of a Disney themed parody I need to write, which is completely different. In the meantime, I'll give this 5s

Christie Marie M - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Great take on a Disney spoof! Looks like a Disney orgy going on! Oh, well, it's a small world after all!! I rate this 555 Mickey mouse ears for this one!

Warren Baker - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

I usually shy away from commenting on the, er, suggestive lyrics, but I have to admit, I laughed out loud when I read "Hi Ho I'm Hung!" Of course, we'd all like to know if this was (ahem) a labor of love for you. And have you really visited the Magic Kinkdom?

Fiddlegirl - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

ROFL!!!

The Walt Disney Company Legal Dept. - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

What Mr. Turtle (great character, btw -- we gotta use that!) said in response to your "lappiest place on Earth" remark -- he DK it, but he wasn't kidding. Expect the process server to show up any day -- suitably costumed, of course. $555 annual pass, unlimited visits - to your jail cell. (seriously, ROFL!!!) @ Warren Baker: I've visited the Magic Kingdom many times, but it had nothing to do with Disney ... ;)

@ McKludge: So did my former gf -- are we talking about the same girl? ;)

TJC - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

Even more, 'globe' warming n' feverishly Gornicating thanks to--
Andy (it was a close one!),
Matthias (I owe, I owe -- so off to work I go!),
Phil (thanks--and for even more 'novel' approaches, turn to TT's footnotes!),
Christie M (thanks, and 'ears to you!),
Warren (Thanks--and I know what you mean--some of my own parodies, on later reading, are 'suggestive' of a unsound mind!)
Fiddlegirl (Gracias--and I can only hope, for your lacy pinafore's sake, that particular area of parquet you were rolling about on was recently Swiffered!)
TWDCLD: Dumbo-sized thanks! And while I appreciate the concern--as I am but a lowly patent clerk, nay--mechanistic cog, in the TT-FG Corporation's Outer Mongolian regional offices, I fear my employer may be the one at risk!)

AFW - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

Fun idea, title, and pun lines

15 Minutes Could Get You Ten Years In Jail With Guygal - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

Sir or Madam, do you not have parodical malpractice insurance? Let us provide you with a quote...

Your employer is at risk, alright -- mostly for ovine STDs, which we will not insure. (And she might pass them on to her co-writer! ;)

Meriadoc - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

But have you done it in the Tiki-Tiki room?

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