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Song Parodies -> "Protest the FDA!"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless the USA!"

Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"Protest the FDA!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Doesn’t it seem as though America’s disaffected youth are becoming cynical at an increasingly early age? ~ Don't know the OS? God Bless The USA MIDI that actually matches the parody here!

{ Little Timmy }
Well I’ve heard there’s other countries
Where medication’s cheap
Whose surgeon gen’rals even
Let ‘em ‘have at’ cloning sheep
But here we’re all ‘protected’
—stem cells safely locked away—
Hell, even trans-fat in Cat Chow’s™
been axed by the Belt-way-A-AY!

Well I’m loud and proud, an Amer-i-kid
with the spirit of Amway!
Give me cigs that scream “Big Nicotine”
and Vioxx for my pain
'Cause I’d rather ‘bare-back’
it on my own than be saddled the Fed’s way
Put DDT’s back in my cheese—
Pro-test the FDA!

{ Little Flo }
Even airports now are scary—
Damn, we’re scanned from caps to clogs!
And the searching’s cavitary
—nosey heiny-sniffin’ dogs—
And so when forced to travel
from New York to L.A.
To ditch Big Bro’s strip-search I chose
ta’ Big-Wheel™ all the way-A-AY!

{ Both }
Sure we’re loud and proud, we’re Amer-i-kids
And we can’t stand TSA
Nor none of ‘em damn acronyms
—especially PTA—
And we won’t just line up
docile-like, at nap time—that’s so gay
So come on Flo— let’s live ‘Waco’
And skip pre-school to-day-A-AY!

Hell we’re loud and proud, we’re Amer-i-kids
And we’re coming out to ‘play’
Our Pampered™ buns’ll hide our guns
—think Kinder-NRA—
And we won’t just line up
docile-like, at nap time—there’s no way
So come on Flo— we’ll do ‘Waco’
And ditch pre-school to-day-A-AY!


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Below Average Dave - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
It's one thing to stop diseased proned food, but I agree with the allowance of us to make our own choices on what we eat provided the nutritional facts are available for those who don't want those things. Very good song, although I'm wondering what Amway has to do with it, maybe I missed something, either way top nods.
MasonR - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job. If you make a product and have enough money to pay off the FDA, they'll approve it. Five spoonfuls of Stevia SWEETENER (which the FDA says can't be called a sweetener even though it's 300x sweeter than sugar and is much healthier. Guess which possibly poisonous artificial sweetener manufacturer, whose CEO was some guy named Rumsfeld, bribed 'em to do that?)
John Barry - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC has to the Greenwood gone. Massive improvement over the OS.
alvin - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
brilliant commentary
Ann Hammond - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks all for the votes and comments... I probably didn't make it clear that `kinder-NRA' should be pronounced as in 'kindergarten'. I didn't mean this as any kind of diatribe.... more just playing with the absurdity of pre-schooler's evincing strongly held political/philosophical convictions.
AFW - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well said...fits great
Edmund Fitzgerald - November 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny

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